My friend that goes to Tech is trying to get in a contest between Tech and A&M. I wanted to tell him thats where kids who can't get into A&M or Texas go, where they can date skanks, live in a crappy town with an alcoholic football coach and a psycho basketball coach but I need something a little wittier. Please help.

"tech isn't a choice, it's a consequence"

Here is one:
Q: What Smells like crap, is full of white trash football fans and red & white all over?
A: Lubbock and Texas Tech

Tech is a joke

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And so is Lubbutt

What do you call a tekard on your front porch????





whatever his first name is

Next time you're in Lubbock be careful not to drive by tech with your window rolled down.......they might throw a diploma in your car.

Here's a picture of a joke that stepped on Tech's campus earlier this year:

Nobody cares enough about tt to even bother making a joke about them.

How many Red Raiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them - one to screw in the bulb and the rest to try desperately to establish a rivalry with another Big XII school in light bulb screwing.

What do you say to a Red Raider in a 3-piece suit?




Will the defendant please rise.

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What's the difference between a Red Raider wedding and a Red Raider funeral?




One less drunk at the funeral.

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How do you get a tech grad off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Found posted on Tech JOBS board...
"Applications being accepted for TT communications majors to work in phone company south of the border - send resume to Taco Bell."

"At times, men will seem wise. At others, foolish.
You can be many things. Choose your place with vision.
A brand marks ownership. Design it well." author unknown

What real AG has "friends" at tt?

Their school, academics, athletics, people, town and almost anything else associated with Texas tech.

Biggest jokes in Texas right there.

Not to nitpick, but doesn't this belong in the Rivalries forum?

Ags;

Come November 13, 2004, do all y'all think we'll draw a good crowd. That Big XII schedule-maker put lil ol' Texas Tech right between y'all all's payback, no-prisoner grudge match at Kyle with OU an' your super, we-have-arrived, cage battle with UT. It's sure understandable no one in BCS will care one spit about Texas Tech. Hope tha crowd don't fall off too bad.

We could bring our whole Texas Tech band if that'd help fill tha stands.

Guns up!!

Cowtown Raider
Whew!! That NCAA Tournament was fun.

I hate tech, but I don't like talking smack in general, and for sure will avoid it til we start beating them regularly again.

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Cowtown,

That's the second time I've seen you say that we are going to overlook tech. Not a chance in hell! Regardless of what others may say, the A&M/Tech rivalry is growing and we want to beat y'all, so don't mention it again!

Thanx

Just refer to him as a Tecker Pecker and call it a day!

I don't know any Texas Tech jokes, but for some reason every time I drive down 19th Street in Lubbock, they keep throwing diplomas in my car window.

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all y'all

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Seriously, please quit posting altogether until you can quit typing the above. That is like saying "all you all"

Don't you think that sounds a bit moronic? Well, you are a Raider but allow an educated Ag to enlighten you.

farmer;

Fran came from 'Bama ta A&M. None a our players was recruited by Bama, A&M, OU, UT or USC. No question, all y'all'll overlook us. Just human nature.


whoops;

Her an' me have a half-dozen teens so I've been called worse'n that just this mornin'.

burdello;

Ha!! A knee slapper !! First time allus've heard that one. You're such a caution!!

99;

All y'all've got it right!! Her an' me listen ta Ags all tha time an' have yet ta come away enlightened. Maybe we should listen harder.

Cowtown Raider
Ah can explain it TO you, but ah can't understand it FOR ya.

Cowtown is joke enough for you. Seriously, Timmy makes more since than you Cowtown Rader.

HAHAHAHA
TIMMMMMMAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!






To alcohal! The cause of, and solution to, All of lifes problems.

There is a texas tech joke published every year...it's called the US News & World Report Collegiate Rankings. Tell'em to read it, if they know how.

Every year in the spring, tech seniors that have passed enough classes get a big piece of paper from the President of their "school" that has a funny joke on it.

It's a long standing tradition there.