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Is Cousin Eddie coming to your house?

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They're coming!!!
Cousin Eddie, Aunt Bethany, Uncle Lewis, and the rest of the gang are right around the corner from arriving for the holidays! If your HOA won't allow "that there" RV on the street, come on by either of our BCS locations (Texas Ave next to Napa Flats or South CS in front of Lowes) and we can get the guest bed replaced super quick! Free delivery, Free set up, plus our year end clearance is going on now! Queen mattresses as low as $179!

What is your favorite quote from Christmas Vacation? Reply here and you'll be entered to win a Tempurpedic pillow! Winner will be selected on 12/31/19.



Call or come by either of our two BCS locations, Texas Ave next to Napa Flats or South CS in front of Lowe's!

Two locations in College Station
- 1731 Texas Ave S in the Spec's shopping center next to Napa Flats; 979-696-1255
- South College Station (WD Fitch and Hwy 6) in front of Lowes; 979-690-6016

AND our Lubbock store at 4206 19th Street; 806-701-5364 (Next to Foot Tech) You can even shop in Lubbock and schedule deliveries in BCS!

Thanks and Gig 'em!
Aggie Owned and Operated by Jarrad and Elisha McLeod class of 2003 and 2006
The Sleep Station


AgGeo01
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"This isn't charity, this is family!"
TexasLeaguer
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You serious, Clark?
Ifishandlie
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I am the uncle Eddie

Mr.Bond
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"Merry Christmas, ****ter was full''
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

HtownAg94
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That there is a high quality item... Mind if I ask you how much it set you back?
Jonesy_00
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"Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"

"Bend over and I'll show ya!"
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken
stillmerk
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And WHY is the carpet all wet, Todd?
Franklin Delano Bluth
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RingOfive
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Fried *****cat
johnnyblaze36
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"I was just smelling-smiling. I was just blouse-browsing".
TheWalkOn
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Jonesy_00 said:

"Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"

"Bend over and I'll show ya!"
Beat me to it!
TexasRebel
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Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.
TexasAggiesWin
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She wrapped up her damn cat!
GIF Reactor
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"We're gonna have the hap-, hap-, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny f***** K!"
ObviousLazyRiverIsObvious
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"Clark"
DUman08
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"Look Russ no lines!"
war hymn aggie
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Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss in my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so
Agman13
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"Oh boy, this is a surprise Clark. This is just a real nice surprise. Just a real nice surprise. Here's a little list. Alphabetical, starting with Cathrine. And if it wouldn't be too much, I'd like to get something for you Clark. Something really nice."
Propofolsu
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"Jelly of the month club?"
Mr. Havok
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Merry Christmas! ****ter's full!
Complete Idiot
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"Why you cryin'?"
uncover&humpit
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That there's an RV, Clark. Now you dont go falling in love with it, cause we're takin it with us when we leave next month
AgInMO
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No Uncle Eddie but Fran and Rita will be here.
Raptor
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Looks great. Little full, lots of sap.
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BQAG02
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"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerine plant." - Uncle Lou
BaileyAg
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"Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
rock08
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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ***** Where's the Tylenol?
rock08
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And this one....

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
B-1 83
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He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish.
Hey...so.. um
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AgInMO said:

No Uncle Eddie but Fran and Rita will be here.


From harlingen? Do you remember how you're kin to them?
FriscoKid
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Congratulations Clark. Your daughter is numb below her waist.
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Aunt Bethany moments:

"Don't throw me down, Clark!"

"She wrapped her d#mn cat!"

"Say the BLEEEESING!!! ; "Oh, "I pledge of allegiance to the flag of the United States of America!!"

"It's a funny squeaking sound." ; "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant!!! "
Hehateme1
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Dan Mullen don't even know where I live. I doubt he shows up.
King
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"If that cat had nine lives he just spent em all. He he he woo!"
-Cousin Eddie
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