Not that any of you fkrs care, but damn I've missed y'all! Didn't know I could get in so much trouble for posting some bouncing covered up tiddies. It's friday, I'm hammered, and almost got busted having sex on northgate. Life be good!

Philip J Fry said:

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SidetrackAg said:

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Not that any of you fkrs care, but damn I've missed y'all! Didn't know I could get in so much trouble for posting some bouncing covered up tiddies. It's friday, I'm hammered, and almost got busted having sex on northgate. Life be good!

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Only thing that kept OP from getting busted was actually having sex. A real close call there.

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Hey, he still could have busted.

Dave Robicheaux said:

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Who was the lucky guy?

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Underrated

Should change your user name to Townie*****Ag

Who are you?

Who was the gif of? I must have missed it

I started reading this post but then got sidetracked and lost my place. What's this all about again?

Read the OP in the voice of Chris Chris from the Ticket and it is much more hilarious.

Man it's tough in here.

He's hammered. Just back from a ban. Having a good time and stopped in to say hello and brag a little.

How many of you haven't had a ...post-ban hammered sexual content post in the zoo??
( yes I left out commas intentionally)

To you op I say dilly dilly.

But a follow up.. how did you "almost get busted"?

Why not go home ? Car, bathroom, under the table ?? .. Inquiring minds want to know

What picture got you banned ?

I'm from TexAgs quality control. Please post the GIF again because we are requalifying our moderation standards and I need to make certain we followed them correctly in banning you.

SidetrackAg said:

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Not that any of you fkrs care, but damn I've missed y'all! Didn't know I could get in so much trouble for posting some bouncing covered up tiddies. It's friday, I'm hammered, and almost got busted having sex on northgate. Life be good!

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Can you post titties again? I missed it

Lol. I remember the post that got Sidetrack banned. There was no areola, only bouncing boob gifs.

GO AWAY !

Yes and this is precisely what we are trying to figure out. We need to know what this post is, for the sole purpose of making sure we don't post it in the future of course.

Ok. In all seriousness. There's boob Picts posted all the time. That girl with the zoo on her bikini.

What is allowed and what's not?

I'm thankful I'm too stupid to post Picts as I'd be in trouble every day.

One guy posted a link to a porn site and didn't get banned. Can someone explain?? I know nudity is obviously not allowed.

I know the staff won't answer and I'm honestly asking.

Also what about other sites sets off staff??

You see posts from other sites that make it and sone that don't. It's not uniformly policed imo.

Anyone with knowledge on this?

I am overjoyed.

Yeah, I think it's hit or miss. I'm not complaining though, sucks I got caught, but oh well. I'll probably not post any boobs for a while lol

usmcbrooks said:

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I am overjoyed.

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SidetrackAg said:

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Yeah, I think it's hit or miss. I'm not complaining though, sucks I got caught, but oh well. I'll probably not post any boobs for a while lol

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You didn't actually post uncovered boobs though

SidetrackAg said:

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Almost got busted having sex on northgate.

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Translation: Almost talked to a girl but went home alone instead.

Allowable:

turboboost said:

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SidetrackAg said:

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Not that any of you fkrs care, but damn I've missed y'all! Didn't know I could get in so much trouble for posting some bouncing covered up tiddies. It's friday, I'm hammered, and almost got busted having sex on northgate. Life be good!

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Can you post titties again? I missed it

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You could go to Walmart on any Saturday afternoon and see the same thing.

MondayMorningQB said:

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Allowable:

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She's dead.

Champ Bailey said:

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MondayMorningQB said:

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Allowable:
https://media.giphy.com/media/zQJrfzWtxJew0/giphy.gif

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She's dead.

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Zombie?

FishingAggie said:

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Ok. In all seriousness. There's boob Picts posted all the time. That girl with the zoo on her bikini.

What is allowed and what's not?

I'm thankful I'm too stupid to post Picts as I'd be in trouble every day.

One guy posted a link to a porn site and didn't get banned. Can someone explain?? I know nudity is obviously not allowed.

I know the staff won't answer and I'm honestly asking.

Also what about other sites sets off staff??

You see posts from other sites that make it and sone that don't. It's not uniformly policed imo.

Anyone with knowledge on this?

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That wasn't a porn site, it was a live feed of the Baylor locker room in the off season.