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Definitely Not A Cop
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stolen from
https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/4i1gvn/dr_moorehead_or_how_i_learned_to_stop_worrying/


I woke up this morning to a text from my best friend, a Baylor Bear, that simply read:
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So are y'all gonna fire that coach or what?
I groggily pulled up /r/CFB only to find that, yet again, Texas A&M had managed to steal headlines for more organizational incompetence. And honestly? I laughed. Not sarcastically or bitterly - but because it's genuinely funny.

A grown man wrote something passive aggressive on his Twitter account about a high school student, which caused more high school students to Tweet things that were eventually all read out loud on ESPN. You can't write stuff this good!

It was refreshing to laugh at! And really, I realized that I (and maybe a bunch of other Aggie fans) have been taking everything too seriously. Our program isn't going under. These headlines don't have to do with people getting hurt, or laws being broken. They're just twists in our overly-dramatic college football soap opera, which continues to entertain us all deep into the offseason. There's certainly a time and a place for gravitas, but this? This is worth a giggle, a grin, and shot of gin.

On and off for months now, Ags on /r/12thman have complained about feeling hounded and reviled on this subreddit. "It's hostile toward Aggies right now" is a common sentiment. But maybe, JUST MAYBE, we're to blame sometimes too. With our patented B.A.S., it's easy to feel like we're being personally victimized when someone pokes fun at a situation we're taking too close to heart. And this doesn't just happen to Ags, it happens any time a negative headlines pops up. Some people are ****ty about it, some people make off-color jokes, and some people take comments the wrong way. It happens!

I guess the point I'm trying to make is this: We're all just strangers who wound up on this subreddit because of a shared love for a sport, who constantly get entertainment and and a sense of community from one another. It's special! And if nothing else, I'm glad that today gave me a chance to step back and appreciate /r/CFB and all of you. The memes and jokes and commentary make these situations 100000000x more fun. Sports really aren't that exciting in a vacuum, it's the trash-talking and community that make it all worthwhile.

I hope any Aggies who are feeling personally antagonized can take a few deep breaths and join me in having a laugh (and maybe a beer).

And don't get me wrong! I love Texas A&M football. I guard it and respect it with my life. I don't take that lightly day to day. ... well, maybe just today.

Sincerely,

fireprince

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chipotle
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Look at all this. It's a jumble of s***. tl;dr
Citizen Reign
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El flojo
ClassOf17
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I woke up this morning to a text from my best friend, a Baylor Bear, that simply read:
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So are y'all gonna fire that coach or what?



Because we all know Baylor holds their coaches to a VERY HIGH standard.
Lance Uppercut
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Definitely Not A Cop
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I woke up this morning to a text from my best friend, a Baylor Bear, that simply read:
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So are y'all gonna fire that coach or what?



Because we all know Baylor holds their coaches to a VERY HIGH standard.


AGinHI
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That's not a dose.

That's a heaping.
Amazing Moves
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What's Baylor's favorite fish?


Tarpon
Short-Fingered Vulgarian
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So are y'all gonna fire that coach or what?

They highly rape, err rate the morality of coaches at baylor.
Definitely Not A Cop
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Look at all this. It's a jumble of s***. tl;dr


Ok, how about this?


GoneGirl
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tl;dr

But I'm with the folks saying Baylor fans have no room to talk about coaches.

Frankie T
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Coaches tweeting questionable snark presumably in response to a recruit >>> repeatedly recruiting, defending, and helping rapists assault coed students


Next time just tell your Baylor friend he doesn't want to get into a discussion of coaching morality right now and to STFU. Then maybe you shouldn't bring us every little piece of trash your dbag friend emails to you.
Definitely Not A Cop
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Coaches tweeting questionable snark presumably in response to a recruit >>> repeatedly recruiting, defending, and helping rapists assault coed students


Next time just tell your Baylor friend he doesn't want to get into a discussion of coaching morality right now and to STFU. Then maybe you shouldn't bring us every little piece of trash your dbag friend emails to you.



Nice, you really got me; you are so edgy!.
Ag Tag
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We'll slap reality around with our junk!
Ulrich
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Lateralus Ag
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Who has friends from Baylor? Who does that?

SMH
Franklin Delano Bluth
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Twitter is for ***gots
fireinthehole
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Germans
FtBendTxAg
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Wgaf
soontobechamps12
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tl;dr

But I'm with the folks saying Baylor fans have no room to talk about coaches.

https://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47a6db27b3127cceec598c1cd44700000030O00CYuGTVqzasQe3nw4/cC/f%3D0/ls%3D00105355280120160506203259579.JPG/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/
great post. Briles is a ****** of epic proportions, but they love him at rape university.
agmrpink
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Twitter is for ***gots

BREAKING NEWS: Texas A&M University football program is new national leader in athletic inclusion. 100% of players and staff declared as homosexuals.
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