Name is HUGE.... Big hire, or fat guy, or long name
Who could be negotiating a contract right now mid-season and be announced before/after SEC champ game for exposure purposes.... Someone not coaching most likely
Cleared a few hurdles.... Issues in their life or contract
Old school religion...someone with ties to BYU or Notre Dame
Yellow brick road leads to the Emerald City... Someone with ties to Univ of Wash or someone known as the wizard or OZ
Plato and Aristotle would welcome him to Aggieland... Athenians created the Trojan horse, USC would be happy we hired him
[touchdown!].... Guy known for celebrating TDs
Sark is my guess.