"Hello Kai? Kai Locksley? Oh, Chollie here. Chollie! You know, Charles Strong. No, Charlie Strong head coach of The University of Texas. No Kia, not THE UNIVERSITY! That would be Kevin Damn F'n Sumlin! I'm the UT @ Austin head coach. Anyway, Kia how would you like a job as my new starting quarterback? No I'm serious. That guy from NM is no longer coming here so there is no competition. The job is yours! .......Murray? Who is this Murray of which you speak?"