In recent years, we have seen more and more divine intervention in our football games. From Fresno St to Lamar we have been blessed with lightning storms near Kyle, both games resulting in wins. Could Zeus be speaking to us? Zeus is Lord of the Sky, we run the Air Raid...coincidence? His symbol is the Eagle:
The friction between he and his brother Poseidon is legendary, (see: the Iliad). Nearly every year Poseidon attempts to sidetrack our campaign with a hurricane. One time he was successful.
Not only that he has to sit next to his frigid b--ch of a mate for eternity. She is egotistical, self-centered, supremely jealous. Her symbol of her arrogance is the peacock, the symbol of her power is the cow...just sayin.
In conclusion, Hail Zeus!