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Biggest question seems to be what did I do at half time. Look at the left side of the bench. Sitting down

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This.

Knowing the story makes this post--rather, the picture--the single coolest thing I've ever seen on the Internet.

What does the fearless Ag do while everyone who's supposed to be on the sideline is in the lockeroom? Sit by his damn self on the far side of the bench surrounded by 100k people.

The. Coolest. ****. Ever.

[This message has been edited by WithoutRecourse (edited 11/13/2012 7:15a).]

Wow. Bravo, sir.

No ag tag

spectacular

Good Bull Rook

checking in

I would have been ****ting myself sitting on the bench in front 100k.

Were you nervous as hell at that point?

totally believable because everyone out there is so busy and thinking about their job that they can't worry about someone else........plus add in the fact that they are on the road and playing #1 Alabama.

Did you plan this out or was it spur of the moment???

I've always been of the opinion that one could go anywhere on this planet with a clipboard in hand and a pissed off look on one's face.

The OP was so masterful that he required neither.

Most epic thing ever! Hahaha! I have been sitting here in amazement. Hilarious

First I was like....

Then I was like...

So epic! Wow!

Spirit tag. Give it to him. (/SamMontgomery)

You are a legend

Out-Freakin'-Standing Sir!!!

No available message icon can express my level of respect of the OP. Blue parachute is wholly inadequate.

Thinking of you "hanging out" close to the equipment managers because you "looked more like them." I bet they were all like who the F is this guy?

I can only imagine you "introducing" yourself to KK before the game - "Hey coach, I'm Sideline Guy, nice to meet you. Good luck today, I just hopped that fence."

then knowing you tried to run off the field at half and into the locker room only to be rebuffed at which time you strolled to the bench and took a seat in front of 100k.

So much win!

[This message has been edited by JohnnyFugginFootball (edited 11/13/2012 1:58a).]

I still want to know how it took security so freaking long to catch you

Well done sir!

I'll be telling my children about this...and they'll tell their children.

Legendary!

The important question is who took some of those pictures. It's not like the equipment guys would take time to do it. The only plausible scenario is someone coming down to the fence to take it, but that would seem to make you stand out.

You sir..... are my hero!

Contrats to you sir!

Just wanted to further confirm his comment on the lack of security my friend & I snuck into the iron fence area that you mentioned. As soon as we snuck into that area the sideline fence was right in front of us and was wide open and there was nobody watching who went in & out.

We stayed down at the bottom the entire game and celebrated right in front of JFF after the win. I told my friend as soon as we got in that it would be very easy for someone to blend in if they were wearing a sideline polo & khakis little did I know you were a couple of feet in front of us.

The halftime picture & the one of you behind Sumlin at halftime have me DYING!!!

Here's two that I took: One of Swope and another after I believe Rev took a deuce on the field.




[This message has been edited by neomoon (edited 11/13/2012 2:40a).]

OP

This is AMAZING. The pic of you running off the field behind sumlin is funny as hell. I would never be able to pull off something so epic. You've got the balls bro. Major balls.

They shall sing songs about you. The name Sideline Guy will forever ring in the halls of Valhalla, and you will become legend, whispered about in hushed tones of awe.

But really guy, good freaking bull.

Next time we visit Tuscaloosa we're gonna have like 150 equipment managers.

Nice.