Spreadsheet, it's hard to critique perfection but get the moon to glow in the dark and bedazzle Reveille's eyes with maroon crystals and you may have come up with a product bigger than the George Foreman Grill.
I looked at the picture of this shirt and immediately gave birth to a 9lb 6oz baby boy. This was both miraculous and unexpected for two reasons (1) I was not pregnant prior to viewing the shirt and (2) I am a man.
I award this shirt the Congressional Medal of Honor and pledge my allegiance to it.