This item has Reveilles on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the Reveilles on my shirt that I, like most Aggies, am a loyal companion who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or go to midnight yell with them for something they called mugging. I told them no, because they didn't have big enough boobs, and frankly a man with a Reveille-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my Reveilles would show. While I was browsing bevel-T coffee mugs, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in painted overalls and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the Reveilles on my shirt, I asked her if she liked being in the SEC. She offered me a swig from her big red, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you Reveille shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has three Reveilles and lightening on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 Reveilles (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see Reveilles when sitting with arms crossed, Reveilles would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

[This message has been edited by SpreadsheetAg (edited 6/4/2012 5:00a).]