Awesome bump

Legendary

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Even has his own thrown.

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Wonder if he has installed a super plush, vibrating toilet seat to alleviate the leg cramps?

Did he ever get off the crapper? Did we win the game?

Ooooh, the suspense is killing me.

I believe that was the game when JJ went off and we crushed that west Texas trash. OP probably lost his legs though. It was worth it.

Is it sad that, while I was absolutely positive this was on old thread, I still checked?

It was on the road, in Lubbock, and the Ags were down. Then atmhockey, previously sitting comfy cozy on his big sofa, went to the crapper and things turned around. We went on to pummel the tards 52-30. A legend was born that day. I believe that was the first win over Tard High in the Mike Sherman era.

Epic - whoop!!

Page Juan Juan

I remember this thread. After this game, we sent atmhockey to the bathroom every time a game got too close for comfort.

It's a little ironic that the ad at the bottom of this thread when I just viewed it was by Toto, not the band, but the people who make toilets, complete with pic of toilet.

Awesome thread. We should all prepare for this season as you never know when the 12th man calls on you.

An oldie but a goodie, an original composition that I recall received a thumbs-up from atmhockey at the time, ladies and gentleman,


The Ballad of atmhockey

(Up tempo)
This here is the story of a brave and daring man
Who sat through all four quarters on a cold and lonely can
atmhockey, you’re a hero to us all
As long as you’re on that crapper, the Aggies will not fall.

CHORUS:
Hockey, oh Hockey, take one for the team
You can make it stink and you can make it steam.
Just stay on that crapper till the clock says we’re all done
Then Farmers Fight, Call it a Night, ol’ Army’s Number One.

Well, it hit Hockey early-on that he had a heavy load
He tipped his hat, said “I’ll be back,” and went to the commode.
Just then the Ags caught fire, man, they were playin’ hot!
Last time we saw Hockey, he was stranded on the pot.

CHORUS:
Hockey, oh Hockey, take one for the team
If your bum get a little numb, try a dab of cream.
Just stay on that crapper till the clock says we’re all done
Then Farmers Fight, Call it a Night, ol’ Army’s Number One.

Well, he sat there through halftime as the Band played Noble Men
He couldn’t feel his legs no more, and his patience was worn thin.
But he rallied after halftime as the Aggies scored some more
While we were humping, he was dumping and his butt was getting sore.

CHORUS:
Hockey, oh Hockey, take one for the team
We’re in awe of you in your stall, your effort is supreme.
Just stay on that crapper till the clock says we’re all done
Then Farmers Fight, Call it a Night, ol’ Army’s Number One.

(Slowly, with feeling)
Well, Hockey’s an inspiration, of that there is no doubt.
He held his position as the Ags pulled this one out.
His sacrifice is legend; his courage is sublime
Let’s just hope the game next week doesn’t go to overtime.

(Big finish)
CHORUS:
Hockey, oh Hockey, take one for the team
The way that you do No. 2 you’re every Maggie’s dream.
Just stay on that crapper till the clock says we’re all done
Then Farmer’s Fight, Call it a Night, ol’ Army’s Number One.

Ah, shucks.

atmhockey

Epic!
I was at that game!

I was at the game. I thought, at the time, that we were winning because of superior talent and attitude. Little did I know there was a hero at home taking deuce for the team. Hurrah for hockey!!

bevo delenda est

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Hockey, oh Hockey, pinch one off one for the team

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FIFY

you better cushion up that seat and get ready to work!!

HOLD THE LINE !!

this thread cracks me up every time!

ATMHockey--Stand by for a code brown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnguL3DwPaM

We should all chip in for Hockey

Atmhockey, it's time to start eating and preparing for suppositories. Let's beat the hell outta Florida...

Classic.

I'll have a sign at Gameday with "ATM Hockey Stays On The Can"

Hockey, time to seal the deal on the heismanziel. Get your butt on the crapper!

Patience, Grasshopper. The season is almost over. You will wear the red ring around your ass like a badge of honor.