How about 'spot-lighting' out Kyle Field? Total light control!
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October 17, 2008
To the faculty, staff, and students of Texas A&M University –
Lately our football team has fallen on some rough times, but that is to be expected with a new coach. As Coach Sherman said in today's Battalion the team needs the 12th man now more than ever. However, here at Texas A&M we pride ourselves on not only having a great homefield advantage, but being some of the nations classiest fans and staying within the outlines of good sportsmanship.
There is a rumor of a plan being formed to dispense mirrors throughout the student section in an effort to create a "solar beam" of sorts to interfere with play on the field. This is not only illegal, but potentially hazardous to the players on the field. In case you hadn't noticed so far this season, we will have players on the field as well. Though we appreciate the power of the 12th man, we will be forced to remove anyone from the stands who is attempting to bend light in a advantageous manner.
Thank you very much in advance for your cooperation, and Gig 'Em Aggies!
Elsa A. Murano
President
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I can't believe so many people thought that murano email was real.