pull it together ags. There's no turning back now

did anyone else get to see the flyover rehearsal?

my buddy snapped a pic

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[This message has been edited by wrestler85 (edited 10/17/2008 5:18p).]

what was the verdict about actually killing/vaporizing the players vs. just temporarily blinding them?

We took a vow to not use the Aggie Death Ray for killing (despite the name).

greatest thread ever. the best part is the tech newscast that actually thinks this is real! only in lubbock!! hahaha

Another positive is that if this works, we could take it on the road next year to lubbock, then we could do some death ray style skeet shooting with any tortillas that begin flying from the stands, thereby thwarting those tortilla tossers for all eternity.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

In order for this to work I'm going to need some tickets.

Mike Leach is the kind of funny guy to actually wear a welding helmet on the sidelines for this.

It looks like we'll be able to use it against Baylor as well!

Watch out Corps!!

If you missed Turkey's post from the last page, you need to go back now...

Agree... Turkey's post may be the best in TexAgs history!

this thread is great!

Turkey is a genious! I had to get in on this thread!

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Randal Graves: I know you've given a blowjob, right?
Becky: I haven't even put my purse down, yet.
Randal Graves: That's a yes.
[to Dante]
Randal Graves: And I know you've gone down on chicks.
Becky: What's your point?
Randal Graves: Well, when you're done chowing down on the no-no parts of your lover you kiss 'em, right? That's just like going ass to mouth.
Becky: Okay, I'm pretty sure you just compared a vagina to an *******.
Randal Graves: And?
Becky: Have you restocked all the napkin holders yet?
Randal Graves: That's an Elias job!
Becky: That comparison of pink and brown eyes just made it a Randal job.
Randal Graves: Zing!
Randal Graves: [to Elias] Shut the **** up, GoBot!
[to Becky]
Randal Graves: I could probably sue this whole corporation right now for sexual harassment. You're just making me restock the napkin holders because of my firmly held beliefs on the subject of ass to mouth.
Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth

worst attempt ever

im referring to the tech poster not the one above me

[This message has been edited by johncAG (edited 10/17/2008 7:12p).]

you only missed fish camp because you're were not smart enough to be admitted to a&m

[This message has been edited by wrestler85 (edited 10/17/2008 7:29p).]

This is easily the best Texags T R O L L ever. That's so awesome Gig'em guys.

We managed to fool our Administration and a news team. Freaking AWESOME!

attention all ags: the email from murano was a smokescreen. yes, i hate to break it to you. go to our hidden thread and you can get the real scoop.

Okay it's nearing game time so let's review the pros and cons of the plan:

Pros:
1) With a sunny forecast and an opponent with a 95% passing offense it just might work.
2) Can you say "Guiness Book of World Records"?
3) It's not only a scientific experiment, but a study of sociological cooperation
4) The worst that can happen is that a lot of people will get a skiers sunburn (big deal)
5) Good Bull

Cons:

1) University administration "the man" doesn't want us to.
2) drop mirror= 7 years bad luck

Conclusion: Let's face it folks, the sand fleas are gonna try and score 100 on us tomorrow. Their players and staff insult our University and Corps at every chance they get. Are we gonna let that happen?

okay, i guess we'll have to get a "revised" statement from murano, huh?

Archimedes the hell Ags! No visiting team will ever want to enter Kyle Field again (at least not without their reflective suits).

The Swamp, The Big House and now the Death Zone

Incredible job Turkey

Posted.
Now I'm a part of history, too.

I'll let yall know if they mention something at midnight yell...

Good-bye to Techass University.
So long to the red and black.
Good luck to the dear old Texags Death Ray,
They are the boys who show
the real old knack.
The mirrors of Texags are upon you.
That is the scheme they plan so well, (sounds like hell)
So, good-bye to Techass University,
We're goin' to beat you all to --
Chig-gar-roo-gar-rem!
Chig-gar-roo-gar-rem!
Rough! Tough!
Bright stuff! Texags A&M!

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why not.

I am amazed at the number of tards who have posted on this thread! Good Lord people, get a life and go to your own website!!

omg.......

i dont come to the football board often, but im glad this thread was at the top.....

this whole thing is probably one of the funniest threads ive ever heard

I'm bringing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoVtjLZhOAU&feature=related

quote:

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Memo: Archimedes Solar Death Ray
October 17, 2008

My Fellow Aggies,

We at the Department of Defense will be forever in deep gratitude to the innovation of the Aggie mind. For the past few years we have spent billions to develop a superweapon to melt the entire Hindu Kush range where terrorists are hiding out to perpetrate attacks on our brave soldiers. Thanks to a few innovative, free-thinking Aggie minds, we believe you have delivered us a prototype of this weapon, complete with schematics and visualizations.
As each of you proudly harness the power of the sun and aim your solar death beam at Coach Leach's gameplan, know that you brave citizen soldiers are in our thoughts and prayers.

Archimedes the hell outta tt Ags!

Dr. Robert Gates
Ranger65

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This photo was taken milliseconds before the mastermind of the tceh goalpost incident was vaporized by the Aggie Death Ray. His wife tried to warn him. God have mercy on his soul:




[This message has been edited by SeaAg96 (edited 10/17/2008 10:33p).]

lmao. please do this. I can't wait to see it on tv.