When I drive 80 down the interstate weaving in and out of traffic

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aTm2004
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I've seen people like that before. I don't know if they're pissed or if driving in "the big city" has just scared them so much that they can't think or operate a vehicle with more than 3 people within a 2 mile radius. My mother is the latter. When she gets inside of Beltway 8, she freezes and goes from driving normal to driving fearful. And she doesn't understand when I tell her "move over out of this lane" or "get over in this lane so people behind can turn right" as we're approaching a red light and she wants to stop and block others.

But my favorite asshat is the one that will get over into the right lane, floor it, pass all of the cars that just passed him, then get back over into the left lane and hit "resume" on his cruise control. I usually see that at least once on my drive to and from Dallas. I can just imagine him yelling "citizen's arrest! citizen's arrest!" at each person he passes as he's hit the 5k rev limiter on his '05 Sentra.
aTm2004
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To the cheese covered ****** nozzle in the silver Honda Fit driving 53 in the left lane of 59 this morning right next to a gravel truck driving 52 in the lane to the right peppering windshields behind it...**** YOU!!!! Asshats like you is why there's traffic. GTF over and let people who know how to drive, drive! I have to say, I loved it that as soon as we were ahead of the 18 wheeler, you had the balls to floor it to keep me from passing you as I got over. You handled the 115hp quite well...I was impressed. But it was all for nothing as the Fit was no match for the mighty Frontier as I resumed normal freeway speeds catching up with the other alpha drivers while you fell further and further behind yelling "citizens arrest!" and wondering why your wife smelled like alcohol and burned rubber when she got home from her book club meeting last night.

Furlock Bones
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Sunday, I was driving from downtown to my house and I see traffic start to hit their brakes. I then notice a fire truck with lights flashing heading down I10. My first thought was some asshat lost control in the misty rain.

But, I get over to the other side of the overpass and see people fleeing the middle lane with rapidity. As they clear out, I notice a little econo **** box with flashers on driving at best 45-50 mph down the middle lane of a 5 lane highway.

If you have car trouble and can't make posted speeds, stay the PHAUUUCCK out of any lane but the farthest to the right. You are creating a very dangerous situation.
Dill-Ag13
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deep breaths
aTm2004
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Tagguy
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Time to Bro up son.

Jack that bish up and toss on some HID or LED headlights.
Dill-Ag13
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The left-shoulder exists for more than one reason...
Shiner_Bock
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As far as I know Highway 6 is one of the worst roads when it comes to left lane dbags. Whether its going to work or going out to eat theres always someone there to get in my way.
The Wonderer
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HIDs and high beams work well in situations like these. Especially if the culprit is a midsize or smaller..
Tagguy
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Toss in a couple of pods and a 50 and then we are talking broseph.
The Wonderer
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It's not the size of the equipment, it's how you use it.
Tagguy
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It's not the size of the equipment, it's how you use it.

I use it to light up the night when we are hooked up to a fish while shark fishing on the beach bro.

That or if we are going to yak a bait or three out 5-600+ yards at midnight.
The Wonderer
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It's not the size of the equipment, it's how you use it.

I use it to signal in the night when trying to hook up while cougar hunting in The Woodlands bro.

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