You are a bunch of rednecks

610 Views | 8 Replies | Last: 18 yr ago by JonesyMan
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
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that is all
Macks has a Crayon!
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OH YEAH?!



YEAH.
Physical Graffiti
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macks you're an idiot
East Dallas Ag
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I never realized how redneck things were back in the E-Tex until I moved to the metroplex. Living in College Station for 5 years didn't change my perspective - imagine that.

My recent Garden State moment in Tyler/Whitehouse: So visiting friends and Saturday go to the boats, as I'm leaving notice I have a headlight out. I'm thinking there is no way I am going to make it back from Shreveport all the was to Whitehouse to my girlfriend's house without getting stopped. ( she's not from Whitehouse, parents just renting while they build, I think this is an important detail ). So sure enough I make it all the way to Whitehouse to get pulled over. Officer comes to the window asks for the usual and I hear a familiar voice. I look at his face; look at his name tag and sure enough, one of my high school buddy’s younger brothers. Would I have gotten a ticket had I not known him, who knows? But I knew I was home free then. Only wish I could have saved this moment for a more "serious" infraction. But that's East Texas for ya.
Physical Graffiti
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wow you got real lucky in whitetrashhouse.

never do anything illegal in a car there. they'll bust your a** like no other
emmalou
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slow - don't lie about your girlfriend's parents living in whitehouse...you know it is your dream to live there.. i bet you could get a nice conaway home for 95K?
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
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WHITE TRASH
DanTheMan55
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haha this is the first time ive ever clicked on this board, just wanted to see if anyone ever posted on it... and this was at the top. I laughed
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
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JonesyMan
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Whitehouse......I got pulled over in that damn place one time many years ago. The officer said it was because my truck was to low to the ground. He was asking me alll sort of starnge questions. The wierdest two being: How old is your girlfriend and where do you work. Talk about dumb rednecks
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