He's sitting at the house Tuesday night and his dad calls. Offers a free steak dinner if he'll load up the other cuz and head to the boats. With nothing else to do, they throw their chicks in the car and make the trip from Tyler.

They get to the El Dorado and hook-up with my 3rd cuz. Word is there's several celebrities around due to a movie shoot.

After dinner they throw some dice and then realize their chicks are gone. They goto the bar upstairs and it looks closed. Then they see their chicks in the back with two black guys. It's Ice Cube and his bodyguard.

Cube has rented the entire bar out to watch the Lakers game. He proceeds to invite the cousins to have a seat and they all plow through alcohol for the next 1.5 hours. Everything from NWA to CB4 to Eazy to the Friday movies are discussed.

Cube then picks up the tab, said he had a good time and heads to the room.

I'm kicking myself for not making that trip.

What about the part where they hook up with your cousin's chicks?

I should have been clearer on that part. The chicks go upstairs for a drink. Both are hot, one is packing canons for titties. They get to the bar and it looks closed. A manager tells them to leave.

Cube comes up and says they can stay. They watch the entire 2nd half with the guy before the cousins arrive.

I don't think anybody got drilled though.

Your cousin has no control of his women. Typical white person, stands by while someone eats his lunch and then some.

[This message has been edited by Frac (edited 6/12/2008 8:35p).]

I think you missed the part where the honkeys scammed the black guy into picking up the tab.

No honkey chicks were touched.

I am cube