is the apache still open? i hear ultra is moving to the area.
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yes it is. ultra, enjoy that strip of state highway. you'll love it!
Pretty much everything a man needs to be happy is on HWY 31...pron, strip clubs, booze and ribs.
What is this apache you speak of?
also hwy ptrl
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ultra, the apache is a drive in porn theatre on hwy 31.
Can I set up a line of credit there?
If so, that might be my home away from home!!!
If so, that might be my home away from home!!!
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if you bring them a sleave of snuff, you're good for your first ten visits. hide your fat chick in the trunk so you don't have to pay double.
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if you bring them a sleave of snuff, you're good for your first ten visits. hide your fat chick in the trunk so you don't have to pay double.
OMG I have lived that!!
"I like to picture my Jesus in one of those tuxedo t-shirts. It says I'm formal, but I'm still here to party."
Streakers is a great place for fat chicks, which are more Ultra's style.
And the cameras in the curtain rooms are only there for show.
And the cameras in the curtain rooms are only there for show.
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Streakers is a great place for fat chicks, which are more Ultra's style.
truest statement ever made on the internet!!
I'm embarrassed to admit that I've been to Streakers - twice.
However, I thought it was shut down. Nothing like seeing fully nude white trash with fresh c-section scars or loose belly blubber from recently giving birth.
However, I thought it was shut down. Nothing like seeing fully nude white trash with fresh c-section scars or loose belly blubber from recently giving birth.
I used to go to Baby Dolls in that area before I turned 21 and could go to better establishments
I'm guessing streakers is Longview's version of Baby Dolls?
YouBet that was possibly one of the most disturbing, yet humorous things I have ever heard.
Unfortunately I've been to both baby dolls and streakers. Worst strip clubs I've ever been to.
i went to the apache once...never again
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