Plane with no wings coming out of an O for some reason, with an inexplicably prominent TM? Legendary

That makes even less sense

Cue the Spanky throwing money out the window gif

Just as long as it isn't some derivative of Space Cowboys. Such stupid ass name.

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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Whatever they name it, can't be a lamer name than Houston Texans and their daring red, white and blue color scheme.

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You underestimate the silliness of Houston sports. Houston's been pretty bland with previous names. They will find a way to incorporate the team into the space industry, like the Houston Satellites.

Well that was stupid on purpose as there has been a trend in the past decade to make minor league team identities as goofy as possible.

Huntsville AL already took the best sounding name for a hockey team for a city that starts with H

Havoc.

The Georgia Satellites would like a word.

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Milwaukees Best Light said:

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Whatever they name it, can't be a lamer name than Houston Texans and their daring red, white and blue color scheme.

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You underestimate the silliness of Houston sports. Houston's been pretty bland with previous names. They will find a way to incorporate the team into the space industry, like the Houston Satellites.

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I'm still annoyed that Dynamos nixed 1836 at the last minute.

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I didn't know that. I suppose they would go by the 36'ers. That's not bad.

Scruffy said:

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That pics screams
"Tine Fingerblasters!" As team name.

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Madison, Alabama already has the best team name (minor league Trash Pandas).

cajunaggie08 said:

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South Platte said:

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drumboy said:

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South Platte said:

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Milwaukees Best Light said:

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Whatever they name it, can't be a lamer name than Houston Texans and their daring red, white and blue color scheme.

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You underestimate the silliness of Houston sports. Houston's been pretty bland with previous names. They will find a way to incorporate the team into the space industry, like the Houston Satellites.

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I'm still annoyed that Dynamos nixed 1836 at the last minute.

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I didn't know that. I suppose they would go by the 36'ers. That's not bad.

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Nope, They literally would be named Houston 1836. This was in the era where MLS teams were being rebranded/named in the style of european soccer clubs. Some clubs go by city name and the year the club was founded like Schalke 04 or Hannover 96. Since the Houston MLS team owners panicked at the prospect of mexican soccer fans not embracing their team due to the name celebrating a war being won against Mexico, we got stuck with Dynamo which is a copy of soviet soccer clubs like Dynamo Kiev and Dynamo Moscow.

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I don't think anyone in Houston thinks it's a copy of Ukraine or Russia soccer teams. Dynamo isn't a bad name.

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Milwaukees Best Light said:

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Whatever they name it, can't be a lamer name than Houston Texans and their daring red, white and blue color scheme.

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You underestimate the silliness of Houston sports. Houston's been pretty bland with previous names. They will find a way to incorporate the team into the space industry, like the Houston Satellites.

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I'm still annoyed that Dynamos nixed 1836 at the last minute.

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I didn't know that. I suppose they would go by the 36'ers. That's not bad.

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Nope, They literally would be named Houston 1836. This was in the era where MLS teams were being rebranded/named in the style of european soccer clubs. Some clubs go by city name and the year the club was founded like Schalke 04 or Hannover 96. Since the Houston MLS team owners panicked at the prospect of mexican soccer fans not embracing their team due to the name celebrating a war being won against Mexico, we got stuck with Dynamo which is a copy of soviet soccer clubs like Dynamo Kiev and Dynamo Moscow.

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I don't think anyone in Houston thinks it's a copy of Ukraine or Russia soccer teams. Dynamo isn't a bad name.

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I don't think its a bad name either. But that doesn't stop it from being what it is.

Mat Lanticus said:

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CLAP IF YOU LOVE DYNAMO!

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Such a great movie. That theme music too.

Houston Swangaz

Houston Hard Hats
Houston Hardheadz
Houston Homicides
Houston Hindus
Houston Dindu Hindus?

So many good options but one thing is for sure, we will F up both the name, and the uni.

Dan Friedkin is a pilot and a collector of vintage warplanes, including a P-51 Mustang. He flies with the Horsemen P-51 Flight Team at airshows.

That would seem to indicate he would be interested in an aviation/space name, like Aeros. Even if the name/logo is owned by the Minnesota Wild, as some folks say, it should be possible to purchase it.

At the same time, he might not want to pay $3.5 billion and reuse an old mascot, even if it is popular.

I know people like to come up with silly team names and now with AI it's easy to make logos/uniforms, but choosing a real name and developing a logo isn't an easy task. I feel like the Texans took the easy way out. It will be interesting to see what Friedkin does.

The Wild definitely own the TM, but likely wouldn't put up much of a fight on relinquishing if asked. They have no real ties to it.

[Troll and derail somewhere else. -Staff]