Is there any other place that has it beat? I'm not well traveled, I admit.
Is Montgomery County the Brodozer capital of the world?
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Got that plant operator money to burn
Got that plant operator money to burn
I'm gonna go with Midland/Odessa area. Rig worker money and nothing to do.
Lot 100 at Reed Arena is pretty good.
What i think is funny is how cool the brodozer set thinks they are when the only people that think they are cool are other brodozer types and the rest of the country just laughs at them. I'm not sure there is a douchier "car culture" out there.
Ummm. Midland Odessa
Jeep dorks say "hello."Sea Speed said:
What i think is funny is how cool the brodozer set thinks they are when the only people that think they are cool are other brodozer types and the rest of the country just laughs at them. I'm not sure there is a douchier "car culture" out there.
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Golden Triangle needs to be in this discussion. Sorry Sea Speed. Lots of mid 20's operators out that way. I will add that the brodozers out that way are not as new and shiny as the other spots, but usually more modded and more obnoxious stickers.
Al Bula said:Jeep dorks say "hello."Sea Speed said:
What i think is funny is how cool the brodozer set thinks they are when the only people that think they are cool are other brodozer types and the rest of the country just laughs at them. I'm not sure there is a douchier "car culture" out there.
Nah, you said it right in your post, they are dorks. Brodozer types are douchy.
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Golden Triangle needs to be in this discussion. Sorry Sea Speed. Lots of mid 20's operators out that way. I will add that the brodozers out that way are not as new and shiny as the other spots, but usually more modded and more obnoxious stickers.
Just 2 days ago I was making fun of a butch lesbian in a brodozer with my kids. The truck was so ridiculous and she was completely scared to take a right on red, which was my primary complaint.
This. Hwy 96 is their autobahn on the way to the plants early in the morning.Milwaukees Best Light said:
Golden Triangle needs to be in this discussion. Sorry Sea Speed. Lots of mid 20's operators out that way. I will add that the brodozers out that way are not as new and shiny as the other spots, but usually more modded and more obnoxious stickers.
Big Cat `93 said:This. Hwy 96 is their autobahn on the way to the plants early in the morning.Milwaukees Best Light said:
Golden Triangle needs to be in this discussion. Sorry Sea Speed. Lots of mid 20's operators out that way. I will add that the brodozers out that way are not as new and shiny as the other spots, but usually more modded and more obnoxious stickers.
Hwy 2004 between Richwood and Santa Fe is pretty bad.
Sea Speed said:
What i think is funny is how cool the brodozer set thinks they are when the only people that think they are cool are other brodozer types and the rest of the country just laughs at them. I'm not sure there is a douchier "car culture" out there.
Where do you rank the "rice rocket" car culture?
TarponChaser said:Sea Speed said:
What i think is funny is how cool the brodozer set thinks they are when the only people that think they are cool are other brodozer types and the rest of the country just laughs at them. I'm not sure there is a douchier "car culture" out there.
Where do you rank the "rice rocket" car culture?
I think they peaked when fast and furious 1 came out or within a 3 year window. Again. I'm not sure I would label them ******y, whereas brodozers are white sunglasses and mullet types and brown listening to Florida Georgia line, and no offense to you, are right up there with hyper obnoxious baseball dads and softball bros.
Eta- not calling you a hyper obnoxious baseball dad, just know that you're a baseball dad.
TarponChaser said:Sea Speed said:
What i think is funny is how cool the brodozer set thinks they are when the only people that think they are cool are other brodozer types and the rest of the country just laughs at them. I'm not sure there is a douchier "car culture" out there.
Rice Rockets
Brodozers
Kolache dorks
Jeep dorks
Tesla dorks
Al Bula said:Jeep dorks say "hello."Sea Speed said:
What i think is funny is how cool the brodozer set thinks they are when the only people that think they are cool are other brodozer types and the rest of the country just laughs at them. I'm not sure there is a douchier "car culture" out there.
Especially the ones with 20 rubber ducks on their dash.
Where does ---any vehicle with a snorkel--- fit in?
Yall forgetting about Florida? Not coastal Florida, the swampy inner parts. Brodozers are a way of life. Throw in a custom dog box and CB antenna for bonus points. Only difference there is it's usually not $100k+ luxury trucks that never see dirt, rather things like old Rangers, S10's, Tacos, etc and made to go dog hunt the public land, so they do in fact get dirty.
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MAS444 said:
Where does ---any vehicle with a snorkel--- fit in?
Snorkel is a personal favorite of mine. I see one and think, thank God you had that snorkel so could ford all those streams on your way to Costco.
Hell in South Carolina they have an entire subculture of brodozers named after the state, the Carolina squat. I think those are kings of the douchy brodozers.
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Hell in South Carolina they have an entire subculture of brodozers named after the state, the Carolina squat. I think those are kings of the douchy brodozers.
Those are the morons that lift one end and drop the other right?
Also... Where are the small group of morons that put about 45* of camber on their wheels?
Yea the rear is lowered while the front is raised. It is ridiculous.
I think all that negative camber is a byproduct of lowering the vehicles, especially airbagging a vehicle. It is obviously worse on some types of lowered vehicles than others.
I think all that negative camber is a byproduct of lowering the vehicles, especially airbagging a vehicle. It is obviously worse on some types of lowered vehicles than others.
Most car cultures are ******y, IMO.
I mean you got all the ones mentioned, brodozers, rice rockets, jeeps, EV/Prius, etc.
What about lowered trucks? Or jacked up trucks with 32" rims (don't really think these are brodozers)? Or slabs? Or street racer types that like to do donuts in intersections (though these make for some great instagram videos)?
But, I don't know, when I was talking to someone with a jeep and he told me he has a box of rubber ducks in the back to pass around when he sees other jeeps kind of made them take the cake for me......
I mean you got all the ones mentioned, brodozers, rice rockets, jeeps, EV/Prius, etc.
What about lowered trucks? Or jacked up trucks with 32" rims (don't really think these are brodozers)? Or slabs? Or street racer types that like to do donuts in intersections (though these make for some great instagram videos)?
But, I don't know, when I was talking to someone with a jeep and he told me he has a box of rubber ducks in the back to pass around when he sees other jeeps kind of made them take the cake for me......
I don't understand the rubber duck thing with Jeeps. It's not like they are rare. You take those to the grocery parking lot any weeknight and have to hand out half a dozen. I could understand it for some rare and/or classic cars that you don't see often, but they sell on average 200k Wranglers per year.
Myrtle Beach, SC is the mecca
Not only does the brodozer per capita number boggle the mind there, but they all have the Carolina Squat symptom, which makes them 10x worse than a normal run of the mill whiskey tango redneck brodozer ride already holds.
Not only does the brodozer per capita number boggle the mind there, but they all have the Carolina Squat symptom, which makes them 10x worse than a normal run of the mill whiskey tango redneck brodozer ride already holds.
Holy crap, I had never seen this lolSea Speed said:
Hell in South Carolina they have an entire subculture of brodozers named after the state, the Carolina squat. I think those are kings of the douchy brodozers.
Apparently cops are cracking down out there...
I personally dig biker culture. Along with lowriders and muscle cars. Only ones that get my respect.htxag09 said:
Most car cultures are ******y, IMO.
I mean you got all the ones mentioned, brodozers, rice rockets, jeeps, EV/Prius, etc.
What about lowered trucks? Or jacked up trucks with 32" rims (don't really think these are brodozers)? Or slabs? Or street racer types that like to do donuts in intersections (though these make for some great instagram videos)?
But, I don't know, when I was talking to someone with a jeep and he told me he has a box of rubber ducks in the back to pass around when he sees other jeeps kind of made them take the cake for me......
All the car cultures are pretty **** because you mostly just see people chasing clout on social media. The "takeover" crowds are the worst. A week or two ago, Montgomery County had a bad bout of brodozer and takeover crowd merging.
In the below video you get to see a bunch of slowass trucks struggling to do burnouts.
In the below video you get to see a bunch of slowass trucks struggling to do burnouts.
The running of the F-250's from Midland to Odessa at 6:45a.m. is a sight to behold.
"Gimme a diablo sandwhich and a dr. pepper...to go"
Deer Park/La Porte/Kemah say hello. Loud muffler/radio/mud grip tires that have never seen anything but pavement.
There is a Brodozer shop right down the street from my house. Spending 100k on your ford truck is a stupid flex and what's worse, my Nissan Altima has seen more dirt than those pretty boy trucks.
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my Nissan Altima has seen more dirt than those pretty boy trucks
That was called a Big Banger when I was a kid. It was cars back then, though.
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