Looking to class it up a bit this year from the usual tradition of choking down some flat fizzy wine and trying to get the pregnant waitress to give me a midnight kiss at the neighborhood dive.



This looks pretty classy and sophisticated, but I can't tell if the ticket prices ($145-799) include the gypsy prostitutes in the photo. Also, are they exclusive for the night, or is it family style?

• 5 Hour Prepaid Bar
• 3 Areas to Mingle with VIP
• 2 Top Rated Texas DJs to Include: DJ Triple XL x DJ Mixitol
• 1 Massive Ballroom Countdown

at Hilton Americas - Houston Hotel, at 1600 Lamar St.
It's time to drink champagne, dance the night away, and celebrate the coming year at the greatest Gatsby-inspired NYE celebration, Gatsby's House -- Houston's premier countdown experience.
Join us for the most upscale New Year's Eve Party Houston has to offer as we countdown to 2024 in style at the massive Grand Ballroom inside Hilton Americas-Houston Hotel, located across from Houston Rocket's Toyota Center.
GATSBY'S NYE PARTY PERKS

• Top Houston DJs playing the ultimate club mix: Hip-Hop, Reggaetn, Top 40 / Open Format
• Multiple Fully Staffed Bars
• State of the Art Lighting & Sound Systems
• Complimentary Hors d'oeuvres: 9:30-11:30pm (while supplies last)
• Prepaid Drinks for ALL (feat. Tito's Vodka)
• Festive Party Favors for ALL
• Amazing VIP Area with Added Perks:
• Open Seating for 'First in, first served'
• Private Ultra-Premium Prepaid Drinks (feat. Grey Goose Vodka)
• Complimentary upgraded Hors d'oeuvres 9:30-11:30pm (while supplies last)
• Limited Exclusive Access to VIP area
• Upgraded Party Favors

• Casino Night with Games to Play & Prizes to Win
• First Prize Winner: TBA soon.
• Coat Check Available ($5.00)
• One Spectacular NYE Countdown Experience!

I was gonna pass until I saw Mixitol is gonna be there. When that dude starts spinning the vinyl, people lose they damn minds. I bet at that point you may not even have to pay the gypsy prostitute. $5 for coat check is a pittance compared to getting to hear that dude jam out. **** yeah, I'm in.

His mom is was DJ Midol.

Coat check? Is that some sort of code for coke rails?

It'll be 59 degrees this year.

A lot depends on how old you are. We hit our bar at open at 8pm. Drink for 2 hours, skate at 10 before the armature drinkers with a sitter do their annual excursion. Avoid the $10k Ubers.

Oh, and order cocktails to go.

Doctor suggested Teamocil instead of Mixitol. Side effects are interesting