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Ryan the Temp
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3:53p, 9/30/22
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Witnessed something y'all might like, given this board's appreciation for the Tine's best and brightest being oh-so-respectful out in the community.

I went to Shipley Donuts this morning to pick up a couple dozen donuts for me to hog down to cheer up some folks. In front of me was some guy who had apparently bought a half dozen donuts for himself. He ate four of them, then decided he didn't want the last two. He had come back to the store to return the two donuts he wasn't going to eat.

The clerk looks at him like the moron he is and just says no. He starts to argue with her about it and slaps the box down and opens it to emphasize those two donuts, specifically, are the ones she needs to take back because he is not going to eat them. I caught a glimpse of them and it looked like he had fingered them both to death. He just could not comprehend why she would not give him his money back for uneaten donuts.

I guess he was an ubereats driver or something because he started threatening that he would no longer deliver for them if she didn't give him his money back. When she told him it didn't affect them if he stopped delivering (because someone else would), he started yelling at her and causing an even bigger scene. All the while, the line has backed up to about 12-15 customers. She finally offered him $2 to go away, which he took as she threw the two donuts in the trash.
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3:57p, 9/30/22
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So were the donuts glazed, filled, sprinkles, or what? Details, man!
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Ryan the Temp
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In reply to Jackal99 • 3:58p, 9/30/22
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Jackal99 said:
So were the donuts glazed, filled, sprinkles, or what? Details, man!
Chocolate iced
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In reply to Ryan the Temp • 4:07p, 9/30/22
Was the guy chocolate glazed, plain glazed, or mexican chocolate glazed?
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Ryan the Temp
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In reply to Captain Winky • 4:12p, 9/30/22
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Captain Winky said:
Was the guy chocolate glazed, plain glazed, or mexican chocolate glazed?
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maroon barchetta
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4:46p, 9/30/22
Did you Costanza them out of the trash?
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4:46p, 9/30/22
Well, he didn't pull out a gat and start spraying so that's something.
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4:50p, 9/30/22
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Last time I was in a Shipley's it was packed to the gills during weekend breakfast rush hour, and a Jamie Lee Curtis looking lady was waiting her turn in line in front of me, but then it turned out she was not there at all to buy donuts, but to ask about what they do with the donuts they don't sell at the end of the day, while only getting a quizzical look from the cashier wanting to take her order. While this continued as I was ordering at the next available cashier, it seemed she moved on to who she could contact in "management" who would handle them giving food for charity. As I left, I took a glance and there seemed to be many waiting in line who were not pleased.
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 4:51p, 9/30/22
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maroon barchetta said:
Did you Costanza them out of the trash?
I'm an apple fritter man.
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In reply to JJxvi • 4:55p, 9/30/22
Did you say "Move along, Karen!"?
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4:59p, 9/30/22
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Sounds like he won that interchange.
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 5:06p, 9/30/22
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maroon barchetta said:
Did you say "Move along, Karen!"?
I very strongly resisted the urge, unlike last week when some Karen was ripping into a line cook's ass about how she was paying 75 cents for mushrooms on her omelette and he had not given her a satisfactory number of mushrooms. I handed her a dollar and told her the mushrooms were on me so the cook didn't have to deal with her any more and the line could get moving. She threw my dollar at my face, but got her ass away from the cook.

I don't know if people are getting worse or if I'm just noticing these things more.
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In reply to schmendeler • 5:07p, 9/30/22
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schmendeler said:
Sounds like he won that interchange.
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In reply to Ryan the Temp • 5:11p, 9/30/22
Ryan the Temp said:
maroon barchetta said:
Did you say "Move along, Karen!"?
I very strongly resisted the urge, unlike last week when some Karen was ripping into a line cook's ass about how she was paying 75 cents for mushrooms on her omelette and he had not given her a satisfactory number of mushrooms. I handed her a dollar and told her the mushrooms were on me so the cook didn't have to deal with her any more and the line could get moving. She threw my dollar at my face, but got her ass away from the cook.

I don't know if people are getting worse or if I'm just noticing these things more.


When the entire Modernity Machine is raising people with the promise that only feelings are truth, this is what you get.

It gets worse. Happy to help.
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5:13p, 9/30/22
Oh, and our righteous and justifiable anger is their litmus test to solidify this belief. Brilliant psychology. Almost installed on purpose like a software program.
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Ryan the Temp
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In reply to Ciboag96 • 5:14p, 9/30/22
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It gets worse. Happy to help.
OMG, am I turning into "Get off my lawn?"
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6:28p, 9/30/22
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Seems appropriate

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In reply to Al Bula • 6:39p, 9/30/22
David Happymountain said:
Seems appropriate



I mean, he did already eat most of his donuts. I believe there is a form he needs to fill out.
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10:05p, 9/30/22
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This whole thing reminded me of an assistant I had a few years ago. Her and her husband would go on cruises all the time and she bragged about how her strategy was to *****, moan, whine, and complain about EVERYTHING on the cruise. She said more often than not the cruise companies would throw freebies, vouchers, etc. at customers just to shut them up. I guess it worked out for her because she went on a cruise 3 or 4 times a year.

I just can't imagine being that sleazy.
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In reply to Ryan the Temp • 5:04a, 10/1/22
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People have zero shame. Just take a 5 minute walk around any domestic airport and you will quickly realize that.
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In reply to Ryan the Temp • 5:35a, 10/1/22
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Ryan the Temp said:
This whole thing reminded me of an assistant I had a few years ago. Her and her husband would go on cruises all the time and she bragged about how her strategy was to *****, moan, whine, and complain about EVERYTHING on the cruise. She said more often than not the cruise companies would throw freebies, vouchers, etc. at customers just to shut them up. I guess it worked out for her because she went on a cruise 3 or 4 times a year.

I just can't imagine being that sleazy.

Sleazy? Put that aside… how is that anything but a miserable vacation for anybody?
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In reply to Ryan the Temp • 8:23a, 10/1/22
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Ryan the Temp said:
maroon barchetta said:
Did you Costanza them out of the trash?
I'm an apple fritter man.
Sidebar: RTT, you need to make the drive one morning to Karma Kolache in Cypress/Copperfield area. The apple fritters there put Shipley's to shame.
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10:26a, 10/1/22
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Even closer for RTT: Best Donuts at Hillcroft/S Braeswood in Westbury has awesome apple fritters with the crunchy bits on the edges...mmmmm.... Good boudain and sausage kolache/klobanik as well.
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In reply to Ryan the Temp • 10:40a, 10/1/22
I'm going to guess your former employee was a frequent Carnival/Golden Corral/People of Wal-Mart on the high seas customer.
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In reply to agproducer • 11:12a, 10/1/22
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agproducer said:
Ryan the Temp said:
maroon barchetta said:
Did you Costanza them out of the trash?
I'm an apple fritter man.
Sidebar: RTT, you need to make the drive one morning to Karma Kolache in Cypress/Copperfield area. The apple fritters there put Shipley's to shame.

No apple fritter is worth driving to cypress and back
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In reply to htxag09 • 11:13a, 10/1/22
htxag09 said:
agproducer said:
Ryan the Temp said:
maroon barchetta said:
Did you Costanza them out of the trash?
I'm an apple fritter man.
Sidebar: RTT, you need to make the drive one morning to Karma Kolache in Cypress/Copperfield area. The apple fritters there put Shipley's to shame.

No apple fritter is worth driving to cypress and back


Maybe he can work it in on his weekly trip to the Cypress trombone district.

Did you ever think of that?
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 11:15a, 10/1/22
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maroon barchetta said:
I'm going to guess your former employee was a frequent Carnival/Golden Corral/People of Wal-Mart on the high seas customer.
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 11:16a, 10/1/22
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maroon barchetta said:
htxag09 said:
agproducer said:
Ryan the Temp said:
maroon barchetta said:
Did you Costanza them out of the trash?
I'm an apple fritter man.
Sidebar: RTT, you need to make the drive one morning to Karma Kolache in Cypress/Copperfield area. The apple fritters there put Shipley's to shame.

No apple fritter is worth driving to cypress and back


Maybe he can work it in on his weekly trip to the Cypress trombone district.

Did you ever think of that?
I already spend enough time in Conroe and Fort Bend as it is. Actually, an orchestra in Tomball recently tried to recruit me, but I can't take one more gig a week so far away.
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11:20a, 10/1/22
A man with a highly sought after bone.
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In reply to aTm_bomb • 11:39a, 10/1/22
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aTm_bomb said:
Even closer for RTT: Best Donuts at Hillcroft/S Braeswood in Westbury has awesome apple fritters with the crunchy bits on the edges...mmmmm.... Good boudain and sausage kolache/klobanik as well.


Their donuts (and assorted other whatnots) really are the Best. I live within walking distance of that place, which is dangerous.
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In reply to htxag09 • 11:51a, 10/1/22
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htxag09 said:
agproducer said:
Ryan the Temp said:
maroon barchetta said:
Did you Costanza them out of the trash?
I'm an apple fritter man.
Sidebar: RTT, you need to make the drive one morning to Karma Kolache in Cypress/Copperfield area. The apple fritters there put Shipley's to shame.

No apple fritter is worth driving to cypress and back
You haven't had this apple fritter.
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In reply to Sea Speed • 1:38p, 10/1/22
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Sea Speed said:
People have zero shame. Just take a 5 minute walk around any domestic airport and you will quickly realize that.
I got turned away trying to board a spirit airlines flight because I was wearing a collared shirt and didn't even have a shower cap I could at least wear while boarding.
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7:59p, 10/1/22
Fun **** like this never happens around me because i am 6'6' and 325lb
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In reply to ThunderCougarFalconBird • 8:01p, 10/1/22
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ThunderCougarFalconBird said:
Sea Speed said:
People have zero shame. Just take a 5 minute walk around any domestic airport and you will quickly realize that.
I got turned away trying to board a spirit airlines flight because I was wearing a collared shirt and didn't even have a shower cap I could at least wear while boarding.


It's a bonnet!!!
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In reply to redaszag99 • 12:04a, 10/2/22
redaszag99 said:
Fun **** like this never happens around me because i am 6'6' and 325lb

Neat story
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