CDUB98 said:

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PISS OFF!!

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I don't make the rules.

Makes boast on internet chat room about smokin hotty "he used to date"

Gets challenged to provide evidence of said outlandish claim

Refuses to provide said evidence and gets overly angry in response.

That tracks

MichaelJ said:

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Makes boast on internet chat room about smokin hotty "he used to date"

Gets challenged to provide evidence of said outlandish claim

Refuses to provide said evidence and gets overly angry in response.

That tracks

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The very situation for which internet rule #1 was created to address no less. If you don't plan to follow the rules, why even make the claim? Nobody cares if you can't back it up, it is just a cool starry bra at that point. And CDUB has been around long enough to know all of that.

I'm more surprised you guys are getting your undies in a bunch about it.

The number 1 reason I'm not going to do it is just in case, on some random chance, someone here knows who she is. I, in know way, want to start up that **** storm.

Next would be that she was not as hot as MM. MM is a 10 on the hot scale. I should maybe downgrade to whatever number still puts her in the crazy zone, but still good looking.

Next would be that I don't have any pics of her. I tossed them all. Left it all behind, and last time I saw her Facebook pace a couple of years ago, she was a small blimp, so current pics would also be bad. I dodged a bullet there.

CDUB98 said:

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I'm more surprised you guys are getting your undies in a bunch about it.

The number 1 reason I'm not going to do it is just in case, on some random chance, someone here knows who she is. I, in know way, want to start up that **** storm.

Next would be that she was not as hot as MM. MM is a 10 on the hot scale. I should maybe downgrade to whatever number still puts her in the crazy zone, but still good looking.

Next would be that I don't have any pics of her. I tossed them all. Left it all behind, and last time I saw her Facebook pace a couple of years ago, she was a small blimp, so current pics would also be bad. I dodged a bullet there.

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You know better than anybody that we really don't care either way. We just had a chance to bust your chops so we did. Same thing with twisting Puddy up when he rubs shoulders with the celebs.

txags92 said:

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CDUB98 said:

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I'm more surprised you guys are getting your undies in a bunch about it.

The number 1 reason I'm not going to do it is just in case, on some random chance, someone here knows who she is. I, in know way, want to start up that **** storm.

Next would be that she was not as hot as MM. MM is a 10 on the hot scale. I should maybe downgrade to whatever number still puts her in the crazy zone, but still good looking.

Next would be that I don't have any pics of her. I tossed them all. Left it all behind, and last time I saw her Facebook pace a couple of years ago, she was a small blimp, so current pics would also be bad. I dodged a bullet there.

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You know better than anybody that we really don't care either way. We just had a chance to bust your chops so we did. Same thing with twisting Puddy up when he rubs shoulders with the celebs.

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Playing golf in a foursome behind JRey's group is not rubbing shoulders with celebs.

maroon barchetta said:

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txags92 said:

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CDUB98 said:

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I'm more surprised you guys are getting your undies in a bunch about it.

The number 1 reason I'm not going to do it is just in case, on some random chance, someone here knows who she is. I, in know way, want to start up that **** storm.

Next would be that she was not as hot as MM. MM is a 10 on the hot scale. I should maybe downgrade to whatever number still puts her in the crazy zone, but still good looking.

Next would be that I don't have any pics of her. I tossed them all. Left it all behind, and last time I saw her Facebook pace a couple of years ago, she was a small blimp, so current pics would also be bad. I dodged a bullet there.

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You know better than anybody that we really don't care either way. We just had a chance to bust your chops so we did. Same thing with twisting Puddy up when he rubs shoulders with the celebs.

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Playing golf in a foursome behind JRey's group is not rubbing shoulders with celebs.

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Can we get back to jumblies?

https://instagr.am/p/C9LoUQHvbrs

https://instagr.am/p/C858z9OtAUB

https://instagr.am/p/C9JIP0sp8QB

Kim bringing out the bra straps to get views on 11 today.

I'll offer another alternative, nipple piercings.

I've been following this thread for a few years now (how sad) and I feel like I am/have witnessed Lauren turn from "hot chick you might meet at the tailgate" to "hot chick moms you might meet at the tailgate who can't let go of her youth". Few more years she'll fit right in at 4pm happy hour at the river oaks country club.

Irish 2.0 said:

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Hate to break it to you, but that's the fabric on the dress.

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It was a reference to this...

redline248 said:

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TRM said:

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I see a bra strap

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BenFiasco14 said:

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I've been following this thread for a few years now (how sad) and I feel like I am/have witnessed Lauren turn from "hot chick you might meet at the tailgate" to "hot chick moms you might meet at the tailgate who can't let go of her youth". Few more years she'll fit right in at 4pm happy hour at the river oaks country club.

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If someone doesn't make her a wife, she'd eventually make a nice belt and pair of matching boots with that tanned leather.

Diggity said:

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Sea Speed said:

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Completely agree. She is 100% at the wall imo.

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something about her smile really creeps me out these days. Maybe she whitenened a few shades too bright.

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Dude they are whiter than Craig biggios teeth.

BoDog said:

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Just stick with Samantha Davies on NBC 5. New up tops as well.

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The pics you posted aren't displaying properly.

StillNotAnAggie said:

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Irish 2.0 said:

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Hate to break it to you, but that's the fabric on the dress.

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It was a reference to this...

redline248 said:

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TRM said:

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I see a bra strap

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https://instagr.am/p/C9Tc943pVq8