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These split ass shorts and yoga pants may be the greatest invention of human kind.

We talkin' ass with independent suspension.

You see this at the gym. You see this at the grocery store. Its standard issue garb in 2023.

We talkin' two split cheeked orbs floatin in space. On display like a couple honeybaked hams.

There's no better time to be alive.
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:
These split ass shorts and yoga pants may be the greatest invention of human kind.

We talkin' ass with independent suspension.

You see this at the gym. You see this at the grocery store. Its standard issue garb in 2023.

We talkin' two split cheeked orbs floatin in space. On display like a couple honeybaked hams.

There's no better time to be alive.

Poetry
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Monica
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1:58p, 7/10/23
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Quote:
We talkin' ass with independent suspension.
Nearly spit my lunch through my nose.
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In reply to Stat Monitor Repairman • 2:32p, 7/10/23
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:
These split ass shorts and yoga pants may be the greatest invention of human kind.

We talkin' ass with independent suspension.

You see this at the gym. You see this at the grocery store. Its standard issue garb in 2023.

We talkin' two split cheeked orbs floatin in space. On display like a couple honeybaked hams.

There's no better time to be alive.
This is beautiful.
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I love how these and countless other people are creating soft core pr0n and try to pass it off as fitness advice or inspiration
I am sure they are ashamed of themselves all the way to the bank...
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In reply to Bondag • 3:20p, 7/10/23
all next gen realtors I believe
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:
These split ass shorts and yoga pants may be the greatest invention of human kind.

We talkin' ass with independent suspension.

You see this at the gym. You see this at the grocery store. Its standard issue garb in 2023.

We talkin' two split cheeked orbs floatin in space. On display like a couple honeybaked hams.

There's no better time to be alive.


LMAO
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In reply to TRM • 9:30p, 7/10/23
The more sun she gets, the sooner she becomes Magda.
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7:35a, 7/11/23
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8dHcgmy/
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In reply to AMW2010 • 10:44a, 7/11/23
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There has to be an uncensored video/photo of that. Get to work texags.
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8dHcgmy/


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The more sun she gets, the sooner she becomes Magda.
*******, now tan women are verboten?

I miss the days when coppertone was the rage and women wanted to be tan and not pasty ass white. It was glorious.
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In reply to schmellba99 • 11:21a, 7/11/23
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Yep. You young bucks don't know the glorious smell of cocoa butter and and the beauty of tan lines as those bikinis came off.
What do you boys want for breakfast BBQ ?.....OK Chili.
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5:10p, 7/11/23
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She's been on this thread before huh?

https://instagr.am/p/Cue4yQyLL2W
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In reply to Ag_07 • 6:16p, 7/11/23
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She's been on this thread before huh?

https://instagr.am/p/Cue4yQyLL2W
I think she was on the old Texans cheerleader thread, because I believe she used to be on the squad.
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In reply to schmellba99 • 8:25p, 7/11/23
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schmellba99 said:
maroon barchetta said:
The more sun she gets, the sooner she becomes Magda.
*******, now tan women are verboten?

I miss the days when coppertone was the rage and women wanted to be tan and not pasty ass white. It was glorious.

If loving tan lines is wrong, then I don't wanna be right
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In reply to schmellba99 • 10:48a, 7/12/23
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schmellba99 said:
maroon barchetta said:
The more sun she gets, the sooner she becomes Magda.
*******, now tan women are verboten?

I miss the days when coppertone was the rage and women wanted to be tan and not pasty ass white. It was glorious.


She looks great for now. But I have a feeling her skins gonna look like leather in a decade or two is all.
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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In reply to BenFiasco14 • 11:26a, 7/12/23
BenFiasco14 said:
schmellba99 said:
maroon barchetta said:
The more sun she gets, the sooner she becomes Magda.
*******, now tan women are verboten?

I miss the days when coppertone was the rage and women wanted to be tan and not pasty ass white. It was glorious.


She looks great for now. But I have a feeling her skins gonna look like leather in a decade or two is all.

Who the **** cares about 20 years from now? We're talking about today.

And I'm firmly in the camp of preferring the tanned, coconut-oil scented chicks with glorious tan lines. The Mrs. is one of those chicks and in our mid-40's she ain't leathery yet so I ain't worried about it. I way outkicked my coverage anyway so if she ever does get leathery I'll be old and crusty anyway so I probably won't care.

Besides, as a general rule, chicks who are outside enough to get tan are almost universally more fit than the pasty chicks.
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In reply to BenFiasco14 • 11:39a, 7/12/23
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BenFiasco14 said:
schmellba99 said:
maroon barchetta said:
The more sun she gets, the sooner she becomes Magda.
*******, now tan women are verboten?

I miss the days when coppertone was the rage and women wanted to be tan and not pasty ass white. It was glorious.


She looks great for now. But I have a feeling her skins gonna look like leather in a decade or two is all.


In 20 years none of the chicks on this thread are gonna be smoking hot. Catla's titties will be swangin around her knees by then.

And i can attest that plenty of chicks that stay tanned in their earlier years dont have the leather skin as they age, not hard to do really.
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TarponChaser said:
BenFiasco14 said:
schmellba99 said:
maroon barchetta said:
The more sun she gets, the sooner she becomes Magda.
*******, now tan women are verboten?

I miss the days when coppertone was the rage and women wanted to be tan and not pasty ass white. It was glorious.


She looks great for now. But I have a feeling her skins gonna look like leather in a decade or two is all.

Who the **** cares about 20 years from now? We're talking about today.

And I'm firmly in the camp of preferring the tanned, coconut-oil scented chicks with glorious tan lines. The Mrs. is one of those chicks and in our mid-40's she ain't leathery yet so I ain't worried about it. I way outkicked my coverage anyway so if she ever does get leathery I'll be old and crusty anyway so I probably won't care.

Besides, as a general rule, chicks who are outside enough to get tan are almost universally more fit than the pasty chicks.


I only care about 20 years from now for purposes of ripping on hot chicks in this thread. Believe me, if I could bang Lauren, I'm all there.
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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11:45a, 7/12/23
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Yeah but there seems to be a good portion of posters here who oddly fantasize about these girls as actual girlfriends or wives. Numerous cringy "wife material" comments.
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11:46a, 7/12/23
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some of us are just concerned with the health of these young ladies!
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In reply to schmellba99 • 12:29p, 7/12/23
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schmellba99 said:
BenFiasco14 said:
schmellba99 said:
maroon barchetta said:
The more sun she gets, the sooner she becomes Magda.
*******, now tan women are verboten?

I miss the days when coppertone was the rage and women wanted to be tan and not pasty ass white. It was glorious.


She looks great for now. But I have a feeling her skins gonna look like leather in a decade or two is all.


In 20 years none of the chicks on this thread are gonna be smoking hot. Catla's titties will be swangin around her knees by then.

And i can attest that plenty of chicks that stay tanned in their earlier years dont have the leather skin as they age, not hard to do really.


In 20 years some new army fruits on this board will be posting AI tittays and us grumpy ole ****s will be clamoring for the good ole days of half naked news broads with questionable morals.
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Diggity said:
some of us are just concerned with the health of these young ladies!

A rather noble intention if you ask me.
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12:31p, 7/12/23
Some of us are glad they are someone else's problem.
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In reply to TarponChaser • 12:53p, 7/12/23
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TarponChaser said:
BenFiasco14 said:
schmellba99 said:
maroon barchetta said:
The more sun she gets, the sooner she becomes Magda.
*******, now tan women are verboten?

I miss the days when coppertone was the rage and women wanted to be tan and not pasty ass white. It was glorious.


She looks great for now. But I have a feeling her skins gonna look like leather in a decade or two is all.

Who the **** cares about 20 years from now? We're talking about today.

And I'm firmly in the camp of preferring the tanned, coconut-oil scented chicks with glorious tan lines. The Mrs. is one of those chicks and in our mid-40's she ain't leathery yet so I ain't worried about it. I way outkicked my coverage anyway so if she ever does get leathery I'll be old and crusty anyway so I probably won't care.

Besides, as a general rule, chicks who are outside enough to get tan are almost universally more fit than the pasty chicks.
Speaking of "general rules" there is a rule #1 that needs to be followed.
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txags92 said:
TarponChaser said:
BenFiasco14 said:
schmellba99 said:
maroon barchetta said:
The more sun she gets, the sooner she becomes Magda.
*******, now tan women are verboten?

I miss the days when coppertone was the rage and women wanted to be tan and not pasty ass white. It was glorious.


She looks great for now. But I have a feeling her skins gonna look like leather in a decade or two is all.

Who the **** cares about 20 years from now? We're talking about today.

And I'm firmly in the camp of preferring the tanned, coconut-oil scented chicks with glorious tan lines. The Mrs. is one of those chicks and in our mid-40's she ain't leathery yet so I ain't worried about it. I way outkicked my coverage anyway so if she ever does get leathery I'll be old and crusty anyway so I probably won't care.

Besides, as a general rule, chicks who are outside enough to get tan are almost universally more fit than the pasty chicks.
Speaking of "general rules" there is a rule #1 that needs to be followed.
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2:30p, 7/12/23
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Guys, stfu with all the words. More pics


screw you filter, fun police
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