schmellba99 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/ChbaSS5MDdI

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aTm_bomb said:

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Just ran into Burbano at Mod pizza in Bellaire. It's a big NOPE from me gents. No pics bc I had my 4 and 6 year olds with me. She had the niece with her or whoever she posts in the gram. Spoke to her and my 4 year old complimented her knee high high heel boots.

The most disappointed I have been in her young life.

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aTm_bomb said:

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Sure. I haven't been tracking her personal life and it's not like I could see a resemblance….

Wasn't really pertinent to the story other than to explain why she was at mod. Doubt she goes there solo…

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The Wonderer said:

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aTm_bomb said:

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Sure. I haven't been tracking her personal life and it's not like I could see a resemblance….

Wasn't really pertinent to the story other than to explain why she was at mod. Doubt she goes there solo…

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The child hasn't had plastic surgery

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aTm_bomb said:

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Just ran into Burbano at Mod pizza in Bellaire. It's a big NOPE from me gents. No pics bc I had my 4 and 6 year olds with me. She had the niece with her or whoever she posts in the gram. Spoke to her and my 4 year old complimented her knee high high heel boots.

The most disappointed I have been in her young life.

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Cromagnum said:

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The Wonderer said:

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aTm_bomb said:

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Sure. I haven't been tracking her personal life and it's not like I could see a resemblance….

Wasn't really pertinent to the story other than to explain why she was at mod. Doubt she goes there solo…

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The child hasn't had plastic surgery

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Yeah, the only way you would see a resemblance is if Burbano brought a blow up doll with her and tried to pass it off as her kid.

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aTm_bomb said:

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Just ran into Burbano at Mod pizza in Bellaire. It's a big NOPE from me gents. No pics bc I had my 4 and 6 year olds with me. She had the niece with her or whoever she posts in the gram. Spoke to her and my 4 year old complimented her knee high high heel boots.

The most disappointed I have been in her young life.

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redline248 said:

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Sea Speed said:

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redline248 said:

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A 1? Think about what you're saying...just go to Walmart for 5 minutes

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Do you even binary, bro?

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well, yes, but it didn't seem that was the scale he was using. If so, disregard.

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HtownAg92 said:

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aTm_bomb said:

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Just ran into Burbano at Mod pizza in Bellaire. It's a big NOPE from me gents. No pics bc I had my 4 and 6 year olds with me. She had the niece with her or whoever she posts in the gram. Spoke to her and my 4 year old complimented her knee high high heel boots.

The most disappointed I have been in her young life.

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So I can't tell for sure from the pics because there is no frame of reference, but is she super short, like bordering on midge / Mayan short? Maybe it is the workouts, but she looks like she might have short limbs.

I had the opposite experience seeing Coco in the wild. She was in workout clothes near Allen Parkway and Waugh. Looked really nice. I was in the truck, so I couldn't do anything but stare.

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maroon barchetta said:

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HtownAg92 said:

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aTm_bomb said:

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Just ran into Burbano at Mod pizza in Bellaire. It's a big NOPE from me gents. No pics bc I had my 4 and 6 year olds with me. She had the niece with her or whoever she posts in the gram. Spoke to her and my 4 year old complimented her knee high high heel boots.

The most disappointed I have been in her young life.

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So I can't tell for sure from the pics because there is no frame of reference, but is she super short, like bordering on midge / Mayan short? Maybe it is the workouts, but she looks like she might have short limbs.

I had the opposite experience seeing Coco in the wild. She was in workout clothes near Allen Parkway and Waugh. Looked really nice. I was in the truck, so I couldn't do anything but stare.

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Isn't Coco also tiny?

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HtownAg92 said:

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Wycliffe_03 said:

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HtownAg92 said:

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I had the opposite experience seeing Coco in the wild. She was in workout clothes near Allen Parkway and Waugh. Looked really nice. I was in the truck, so I couldn't do anything but stare.

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That's good to hear because I always thought I could see her turning out to be fools gold IRL.

It can work both ways. I saw Lainie in the wild in workout clothes with little makeup at HEB a couple years ago and it was the best I've ever seen her look. I just don't think her forced smile translates very well via photograph and she cakes on too much makeup. Looks amazing when she's not trying...other than super tight form fitting workout clothes.

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The hair catches your eye and makes you look closer, then you catch the rigs and donk. And she had some of those stupid oversized sunglasses on, but otherwise looked really good.

I've seen JRey in her prime, casual in the customs line at IAH, Dom, Lauren Freeman, others -- the one that looked the absolute best of all time in person was Lisa Foronda. Scorching heat.

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Wycliffe_03 said:

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HtownAg92 said:

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Wycliffe_03 said:

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HtownAg92 said:

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I had the opposite experience seeing Coco in the wild. She was in workout clothes near Allen Parkway and Waugh. Looked really nice. I was in the truck, so I couldn't do anything but stare.

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That's good to hear because I always thought I could see her turning out to be fools gold IRL.

It can work both ways. I saw Lainie in the wild in workout clothes with little makeup at HEB a couple years ago and it was the best I've ever seen her look. I just don't think her forced smile translates very well via photograph and she cakes on too much makeup. Looks amazing when she's not trying...other than super tight form fitting workout clothes.

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The hair catches your eye and makes you look closer, then you catch the rigs and donk. And she had some of those stupid oversized sunglasses on, but otherwise looked really good.

I've seen JRey in her prime, casual in the customs line at IAH, Dom, Lauren Freeman, others -- the one that looked the absolute best of all time in person was Lisa Foronda. Scorching heat.

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About a decade ago the wife and I were leaving Spanish Flowers as JRey and her date were arriving...held the door open for them. She was a shawty but looked great. Laughed to myself though because it definitely looked like an awkward first date with a potential sugar daddy. Wanted to say something so bad just so I could report back to the Tine board but chose to behave like a grown up.

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spider96 said:

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Well, why don't you post a couple of pics and contribute then?

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Wycliffe_03 said:

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HtownAg92 said:

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Wycliffe_03 said:

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HtownAg92 said:

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I had the opposite experience seeing Coco in the wild. She was in workout clothes near Allen Parkway and Waugh. Looked really nice. I was in the truck, so I couldn't do anything but stare.

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That's good to hear because I always thought I could see her turning out to be fools gold IRL.

It can work both ways. I saw Lainie in the wild in workout clothes with little makeup at HEB a couple years ago and it was the best I've ever seen her look. I just don't think her forced smile translates very well via photograph and she cakes on too much makeup. Looks amazing when she's not trying...other than super tight form fitting workout clothes.

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The hair catches your eye and makes you look closer, then you catch the rigs and donk. And she had some of those stupid oversized sunglasses on, but otherwise looked really good.

I've seen JRey in her prime, casual in the customs line at IAH, Dom, Lauren Freeman, others -- the one that looked the absolute best of all time in person was Lisa Foronda. Scorching heat.

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About a decade ago the wife and I were leaving Spanish Flowers as JRey and her date were arriving...held the door open for them. She was a shawty but looked great. Laughed to myself though because it definitely looked like an awkward first date with a potential sugar daddy. Wanted to say something so bad just so I could report back to the Tine board but chose to behave like a grown up.

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