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schmendeler said:

I like soccer, just can't stand people that use kit, pitch, side, or other affectations of English soccer terms.


I should introduce you to my BiL.

That's him exactly.
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Finn Maccumhail said:

schmendeler said:

I like soccer, just can't stand people that use kit, pitch, side, or other affectations of English soccer terms.


I should introduce you to my BiL.

That's him exactly.


Maybe don't.
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It was a good time, but then anytime City loses is a good time. GGMU!
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schmendeler said:

I like soccer, just can't stand people that use kit, pitch, side, or other affectations of English soccer terms.
The only one I use regularly is "kit" because "jersey" makes me think of the potato sacks that NFL fans wear. The rest are too hard to follow in conversation. Not even ex-pats use them.
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That's a real cute sport. Especially the way you bounce the ball off your heads.


Strong Coming to America reference.
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I go watch Liverpool games with my neighbor at Rons; I do like soccer and I root for the Reds but really it's just an excuse to drink beer at 7AM.

"Kit" & "Pitch" don't bug me as that's what their called, but the ones that really crack me up are the guys that have lived here their whole life but cuss with a British accent when they yell at the TV.
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i'll add people that say "arse" to that.
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schmendeler said:

i'll add people that say "arse" to that.
(shy)t (c)unt bollocks wanker bloody bugger

Edit: first two didn't make the censorship check.
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drumboy said:

I go watch Liverpool games with my neighbor at Rons; I do like soccer and I root for the Reds but really it's just an excuse to drink beer at 7AM.

"Kit" & "Pitch" don't bug me as that's what their called, but the ones that really crack me up are the guys that have lived here their whole life but cuss with a British accent when they yell at the TV.

Truth.

Although I think c.u.nt is criminally under-used here in the US.
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Finn Maccumhail said:

drumboy said:

I go watch Liverpool games with my neighbor at Rons; I do like soccer and I root for the Reds but really it's just an excuse to drink beer at 7AM.

"Kit" & "Pitch" don't bug me as that's what their called, but the ones that really crack me up are the guys that have lived here their whole life but cuss with a British accent when they yell at the TV.

Truth.

Although I think c.u.nt is criminally under-used here in the US.

Don't say it at a bar when Allison Cook is around or you will get kicked out.
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blindey said:


ManU is the has beens and Citeh was a nobody until a Saudi billionaire backed up a brinks truck to the club and they bought whatever the damn hell ever players they pleased and got good.


So basically pick the has been Yankees or the terror funded organization. Yeah I'm out. I liked soccer more when I thought it was just a moderately gay pass time for the beta and gamma males in school.
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Wycliffe_03 said:

blindey said:


ManU is the has beens and Citeh was a nobody until a Saudi billionaire backed up a brinks truck to the club and they bought whatever the damn hell ever players they pleased and got good.


So basically pick the has been Yankees or the terror funded organization. Yeah I'm out. I liked soccer more when I thought it was just a moderately gay pass time for the beta and gamma males in school.
you realize there are more than two teams in soccer, right?
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schmendeler said:

Wycliffe_03 said:

blindey said:


ManU is the has beens and Citeh was a nobody until a Saudi billionaire backed up a brinks truck to the club and they bought whatever the damn hell ever players they pleased and got good.


So basically pick the has been Yankees or the terror funded organization. Yeah I'm out. I liked soccer more when I thought it was just a moderately gay pass time for the beta and gamma males in school.
you realize there are more than two teams in soccer, right?
Honestly didn't know that, aside from World Cup. Learn something new every day. Makes soccer slightly less gay (not meant as an insult, I literally mean homosexual).
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My two favorite people on texags are kolache dork and hates soccer guy.
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When your most badass franchise goes by "Chelsea"....j/k

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Anyone else grow up playing in East Lake Houston Soccer? I thought everyone played soccer growing up.

We were always pretty good til we'd meet the Mexican teams in the playoffs.
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

My two favorite people on texags are kolache dork and hates soccer guy.
LOL...worse than "defends soccer guy"?

According to one on here, flopping isnt near the problem in soccer than it is in the NBA.

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88jrt06 said:

When your most badass franchise goes by "Chelsea"....j/k


I don't remember if this was Chelsea or Arsenal but one of my funniest memories in Europe was trying to get into the game at this kid's dad hands him a pint and says, "don't tell your mum".


We did get into a Bayern Munich game with badass 40 yard line type seats and pissed the locals off with our excessive drinking and going to the bathroom. The cheap seats would have been more fun.
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drumboy said:

I go watch Liverpool games with my neighbor at Rons; I do like soccer and I root for the Reds but really it's just an excuse to drink beer at 7AM.
I think the Liverpool folk now congregate at Gorgeous Gael. I'm in the small contingency of Everton fans (there is literally dozen of us) that will drop by on derby day. Good group and morning drinking is always fun.
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There was a split off group that started going there maybe 2 seasons ago. My buddy that invites me went but likes Ron's better so I just go with him a couple times a year. It's also a lot more convenient for the weekday afternoon games.
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How dare someone call them by their right names
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aggie7911 said:

How dare someone call them by their right names
maybe in england, those are their correct names. do you also watch the telly, put your luggage in the boot of a saloon, or drive a lorry?
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drumboy said:

88jrt06 said:

When your most badass franchise goes by "Chelsea"....j/k


I don't remember if this was Chelsea or Arsenal but one of my funniest memories in Europe was trying to get into the game at this kid's dad hands him a pint and says, "don't tell your mum".


We did get into a Bayern Munich game with badass 40 yard line type seats and pissed the locals off with our excessive drinking and going to the bathroom. The cheap seats would have been more fun.


Those are West Ham jerseys right? If so, that is 100% stereotypical of their fans
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I'm not too familiar with that many 'kits' but it was across from the Arsenal stadium. I looked through the pics and I only see 'Emirates Stadium' but then it was right by the old Arsenal Stadium.

Old one looked cooler.
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Yeah it's definitely west ham (claret and blue jerseys). Arsenal are red/white. And that stadium is really nice but certainly doesn't have the history that the old one did (Highbury)

West Ham was the club from Green Street Hooligans to give you their stereotype
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Went to west ham v. Liverpool the last season they were at upton park. There is a long post I wrote somewhere on the A&M Soccer board about it. The pic of the kid with a pint looks like he's right outside of the Boleyn Pub. That place was awesome. Just to give you an idea about the west ham fans, there are huge signs in the Boleyn Pub windows that say, "NO AWAY COLOURS" and "NO AWAY SUPPORTERS."
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Finn Maccumhail said:

drumboy said:

I go watch Liverpool games with my neighbor at Rons; I do like soccer and I root for the Reds but really it's just an excuse to drink beer at 7AM.

"Kit" & "Pitch" don't bug me as that's what their called, but the ones that really crack me up are the guys that have lived here their whole life but cuss with a British accent when they yell at the TV.

Truth.

Although I think c.u.nt is criminally under-used here in the US.
Just don't use it around Allison Cook, or she'll have you banned from Anvil.
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Was frodo there?
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That kid and his dad are wearing Aston Villa gear, not West Ham.
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Ahhh that's what I get for glancing at the colors
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MLS > EPL
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