gigemJTH12 said:

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holy crap. What a b*tch.

so is she the chick in the pic?

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yes

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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Ferris Wheel Allstar said:

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gigemJTH12 said:

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whats the backstory here?

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In a nutshell:

We had a 30-35+ page thread on her back in 2006 or 2007. That I posted on maybe 3 times, nothing ever derogatory until this story:

Her and I get into it at Aggie HH because she was a C ya next Tuesday when I literally gave her my last dollar for the drink and didnt have tip money.. I put the story on the thread. Some dip**** decides to tell her about the thread. She apparently went through all the howdy club pics from that night and started asking around trying to figure out who I was. I go to Pub the next week not knowing she is on a war path to find me. She goes off. I take all sorts of flak for all Houston Aggies. Says we need to find something better to do with our lives, go to church, we dont know what its like to be her ect. Meanwhile that hooker is driving a Range Rover. The struggle is real with that one.

**typed this really fast so f u grammar nazis

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Wow! Some new guy gets the story from start to finish in under 15 minutes, yet O G folks are still waiting for the end of another story.

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There is another reason for that.

well damn..

and these are all pics of her??

http://texags.com/forums/38/topics/2489333/1

I am very curious about all of this. this place is amazing.

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C ya next Tuesday

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Well done

Since this is likely to get nuked what finally got the other thread this week nuked? That was some entertaining reading for a spell.

David_Puddy said:

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She still look the same or has her face aged 20 years like 90% of the rest of them from being in the game that long? Hair? Ankles?

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She used to go hard in the squat game at Richmond 24 pre-fakies and pre-gym construction upgrade. She was literally built like a human/horse hybrid. Back in the Paparruchos and Whitey-McSkullshirt and his Puerto Rican w/ a mohawk workout partner days.

Boo Weekley said:

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David_Puddy said:

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She still look the same or has her face aged 20 years like 90% of the rest of them from being in the game that long? Hair? Ankles?

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She used to go hard in the squat game at Richmond 24 pre-fakies and pre-gym construction upgrade. She was literally built like a human/horse hybrid. Back in the Paparruchos and Whitey-McSkullshirt and his Puerto Rican w/ a mohawk workout partner days.

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Ahhh touche Boo.......believe you and I used to make comments about her in passing at that 24.

The artichoke was a brilliant poster.

David_Puddy said:

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Boo Weekley said:

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David_Puddy said:

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She still look the same or has her face aged 20 years like 90% of the rest of them from being in the game that long? Hair? Ankles?

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She used to go hard in the squat game at Richmond 24 pre-fakies and pre-gym construction upgrade. She was literally built like a human/horse hybrid. Back in the Paparruchos and Whitey-McSkullshirt and his Puerto Rican w/ a mohawk workout partner days.

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Ahhh touche Boo.......believe you and I used to make comments about her in passing at that 24.

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Word up son.

Chewy said:

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Since this is likely to get nuked what finally got the other thread this week nuked? That was some entertaining reading for a spell.

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She threatened a lawsuit

ChiliBeans said:

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The artichoke was a brilliant poster.

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The game he ran on TAT2DAG couldn't be matched.

Ok so I should elaborate on when I saw her this past weekend.

I went to Kirby Ice House with a prominent TA poster to watch the Ags vs. Vols. We get there, immediately get hit on by cougars (that's another story) and then huddle around a TV to watch the game.

At some point, said prominent TA poster points out Torso Girl to me and calls her "oddly proportioned".
I turn around and there she was in all her glory with these crazy ass print yoga pants on. We have a nice laugh and proceed to watch the game, making a couple more comments throughout the evening about her giant fake cans, elongated torso and flat ass.

This morning said poster sends me a link to this thread and it was simply too good to be true. Alas, two New Army tine board occasional drop-ins had discovered Torso Girl.

She wore the lowest cut pants that I think I've ever seen. Definitely didn't have a single hair on her.....

Boo Weekley said:

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ChiliBeans said:

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The artichoke was a brilliant poster.

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The game he ran on TAT2DAG couldn't be matched.

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He was like our own combo of Henry David Thoreau, Bob Dylan, and Beaver Hunt. He was not the hero we needed, he was the hero we deserved.

Google searching for GMH posts didn't work, but did find this wtf thread from someone's best friend: http://texags.com/forums/12/topics/1308464/1

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immediately get hit on by cougars (that's another story)

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You can't just drop that in here. How did the evening end?

I was talking about the one this week with a certain real estate professional. I knew nothing of the situation but found the back and forth entertaining and reminiscent of a more enjoyable time on this board.

http://texags.com/forums/38/topics/1443981/2

Aggie281 said:

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http://texags.com/forums/38/topics/1443981/2

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holy crap

Chewy said:

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I was talking about the one this week with a certain real estate professional. I knew nothing of the situation but found the back and forth entertaining and reminiscent of a more enjoyable time on this board.

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This one?

that thread needed to be deleted. Lets not go down that road.

Stanfield.....holy f

TG's centaur-like capabilities are best showcased in that news clip she was featured in at Memorial Park.

There were some pretty great shots of her prancing along memorial as what can only be described as the normal sexual behavior of a stallion.

The fact that was never gif'd is disappointing

I think you were the only one who even knew how to post gifs back in the days of yore.

jetch17 said:

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The fact that was never gif'd is disappointing

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Awesome

Credit to Econag10 for originally creating those.

http://texags.com/forums/38/topics/2503425/2

Model Mayhem finally paid off with a tv gig.

It's a shame her profile is no longer active

I know I'll be green shirt guy before too long. Just taking a stroll, don't mind my starin'.

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"That centaur's beer gut somehow got twisted upside down"