Good lord....what has become of what once was one of the best boards on Texags?

Multiple roommates wanted threads?
Cypress haircuts?
Cypress pet groomers?
Where should I live?
Swim lessons?
HCAD sheet?
Creepy ass Buscemi back being terrible at life?

F'ing awful....you guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Ray Guy? Jetch? What's up..... I'm putting the blame on you 2.....brutal fellas

Those good times are over Puddy. Sucks the big one, but the *****cats on this board screwed it up.

Agee with this message.

Where can I find a good doggy day care in Magnolia if I don't want to drive all the way into Tomball?

Even the old school can't bring this ho back. The man keeps even hoolihoos such as I down these days. Nary a reference to a fine hoganry to peruse nor gifs of pixelated horse rockets can keep you from the throes of permanent account banning. Gone are the days where employees of this fine site would joke in jest with the brotherhood of this fine Tine. Before others would literally get asshurt, and turn the tide to conventry.

Let us all sip some drank, or at least a Delaware punch, reflect on the good times of wiggerdom, elongated mid sections, the TREASURES of this fine city, and the countless baller ass threads of yesteryear burn as flames in the distance as this wet fart of a board runs down the legs of its forefathers who will likely need to change socks soon enough.

GD poet you are Jetch.

And yeah, **** this board now.

My bae

Jetch

You need a title for that masterpiece Jetch.

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Creepy ass Buscemi back being terrible at life?

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So, I haven't followed along a ton over the last few months, but based on posting tendencies and the fact Puddy is concerned about highwayman/Buscemi/cat-F'ing creep being back, I'm assuming "Lady Gaga" is him?

Staff, seriously....

This poster has done nothing but break TexAgs rules over the years yet you guys still allow him to form account after account and continue to post. Yet you still ban people on this board at the mere mention of a strip club or of a specific former bartender with a particularly long torso region. We have never gotten a good explanation as to why 2 years ago you decided to start cracking down on this board when there are plenty of others that were and still are much worse. This board used to be a great outlet for people from the daily work grind and now it's just a steamy pile of best burger threads. And all because of seemingly naught. Congratulations.

mother ****ing jetch

Jetch.

Serious concern: I know some buildings have been torn down for the 290 expansion, and I am wondering if anybody knows the fate of all those restaurants including Hooters and Gold Cup?

TIA.

I assume Jetch wrote that tome whilst sitting shirtless on the crapper. #inspirational

With the laptop on the infamous green chair.

it literally was on the crapper last night. I had just laid down my wary head and had a rumblin from the lunch at Ibiza yesterday when the splash of the grogan on my bullseye sparked a moment of clarity.

MBL, its pretty much purely Ipad these days

Maybe that's why Puddy had to call you out. Ole green was the source of your power but you shunned it for a shiny new trinket.

Fine ... here's all the HCAD you need.

we did share some good times. Now my biggest challenge is to make sure the toilet seat is down when im done .... NOT because my lady demands it, but rather because of a wily 1 year old who enjoys baptizing his pacifier and anything else he can manage to get in there.




oh man, searching through the old photobucket, i see lots of gems that contributed to some good times on this board. Perhaps ill sprinkle some throughout the day for nostalgia sake.

holy balls, great minds think alike.

Mine's annotated...

indeed, your creative vision in your annotation tingles my dingle

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Even the old school can't bring this ho back. The man keeps even hoolihoos such as I down these days. Nary a reference to a fine hoganry to peruse nor gifs of pixelated horse rockets can keep you from the throes of permanent account banning. Gone are the days where employees of this fine site would joke in jest with the brotherhood of this fine Tine. Before others would literally get asshurt, and turn the tide to conventry.

Let us all sip some drank, or at least a Delaware punch, reflect on the good times of wiggerdom, elongated mid sections, the TREASURES of this fine city, and the countless baller ass threads of yesteryear burn as flames in the distance as this wet fart of a board runs down the legs of its forefathers who will likely need to change socks soon enough

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*Golf clap*

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oh man, searching through the old photobucket, i see lots of gems that contributed to some good times on this board. Perhaps ill sprinkle some throughout the day for nostalgia sake.

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Was GMA jetch's sock? I miss GMA's passionate, hyper-erotic love sonnets to Tat2dAg.

[This message has been edited by God-Family-Friends-Ag FB (edited 6/17/2014 10:11a).]

just starting with some old tine related photographs buried in the archives



old Texas Wheat on the crapper was quite refreshing on a hot summer day ... RIP


this still kinda scares the hell out of me, but man, what a nice guy


teaching her right


Team gnome representation


coach Fran and the good doc


HUUUUUUU!

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Was GMA jetch's sock? I miss GMA's passionate, hyper-erotic love sonnets to Tat2dAg.

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i cannot take credit for that, he is the king

the original Dongefino