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The Harris County Emergency Mgmt Office really knows how to inspire confidence with their banner of a circa-2003 blackberry on their banner in the background. What....do they send carrier pigeons with a message to tell you to evacuate in the event of a hurricane?

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LOL Was thinking that was hilarious too and snapped a pic.

Frank sounds pissed that the major and judge said its over.

There is at least 24 hours still to milk thus bad boy, yes?

So is Houston still going to turn into WaterWorld by the end of the week? Seeing if I can get a head start on trying to get a refund on the few hundred gallons of bottled water and year supply of Chef Boyardee I bought from Kroger.

Tonight and tomorrow morning.

Probably.

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6 hogans > 2 hogans.

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Nope, hell yes!, nope

You wouldn't Chita!?!?!!?!

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6 hogans > 2 hogans.

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Nope, hell yes!, nope

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No Chita? You like the dick, don't you?

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What? The? ****?

Holy wtf

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6 hogans > 2 hogans.

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K. M. F

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What? The? ****?

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After figuring out the equation for dick jerking by pre-sorting guys by dick-to-floor ratio, taking into account their "complementary shaft angles," and calculating the orgasm threshold while also factoring in girth similarity and a metric for stamina, while also taking into account the ability to hot swap dicks in and out, so that on a down stroke you bring a new one in, so on the stroke up, you're not wasting any energy, she found that it was not possible for that particular press conference.

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F. F. F. At the same damned time.

Hell, I would probably be happy just watching all three of them have a pillow fight in skimpy nighties.

Dom and Chicka are just a bit thick for me.

Dom gets age pass. Chita is too thick....don't fire her though!
Just more J-Rey respect, IMO. The legend grows.

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For the record!

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How would I go about sexing the one in the middle?!

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How would I go about sexing the one in the middle?!

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867-5309. Jen-ny, Jen-ny.

Has anyone heard if the Aggie fitness dome is ok?

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LOL. Here is the future cast for Wednesday morning commute.

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yeah if youre a LOLpoor from OTL that has to be out by 6 to make it by 8

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"You wanna live in paradise, you gotta pay the piper."

Seabrook resident on channel 2.

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I wish I was simple enough that Seabrook was my paradise...

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LOL. Here is the future cast for Wednesday morning commute.

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LOL, in this case you might need to make it out by 4.

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Flatout -- no hype. I talked to one of our meteorologists directly -- probably our best forecaster. He says the worst stuff will happen late this afternoon and tonight. There could be severe flooding. The reason we haven't seen a lot yet is the fact the storm stalled and that was not anticipated. Because it stalled, it will draw up more moisture from the Gulf. The big question is where the massive rain band is going. It could be west of Houston in Columbus, or it could be pulled up into Houston. We are already seeing high water in low-lying areas. This has potential to be a dangerous situation. But, that is the key word, "potential." It's always a delicate balance for the news media when it comes to properly informing people when it comes to the danger and overhyping it. The truth is, forecasting is not an exact science.

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Hmm. Forecasting is like exploration geology. There's typically about a 20 to 30% chance they are right. Biggest difference is there's no penalty if a meteorologist is wrong

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Flatout -- no hype. I talked to one of our meteorologists directly -- probably our best forecaster. He says the worst stuff will happen late this afternoon and tonight. There could be severe flooding. The reason we haven't seen a lot yet is the fact the storm stalled and that was not anticipated. Because it stalled, it will draw up more moisture from the Gulf. The big question is where the massive rain band is going. It could be west of Houston in Columbus, or it could be pulled up into Houston. We are already seeing high water in low-lying areas. This has potential to be a dangerous situation. But, that is the key word, "potential." It's always a delicate balance for the news media when it comes to properly informing people when it comes to the danger and overhyping it. The truth is, forecasting is not an exact science.

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Hmm. Forecasting is like exploration geology. There's typically about a 20 to 30% chance they are right. Biggest difference is there's no penalty if a meteorologist is wrong

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I was getting a tour of the Ch. 13 studio and got to chat with one of the meteorologists who told me, "It's amazing how little science actually goes into this."

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After figuring out the equation for dick jerking by pre-sorting guys by dick-to-floor ratio, taking into account their "complementary shaft angles," and calculating the orgasm threshold while also factoring in girth similarity and a metric for stamina, while also taking into account the ability to hot swap dicks in and out, so that on a down stroke you bring a new one in, so on the stroke up, you're not wasting any energy, she found that it was not possible for that particular press conference.

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One of the best bits in television history...



NSFW

Watched that on a flight last week. Great show.

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Flatout -- no hype. I talked to one of our meteorologists directly -- probably our best forecaster. He says the worst stuff will happen late this afternoon and tonight. There could be severe flooding. The reason we haven't seen a lot yet is the fact the storm stalled and that was not anticipated. Because it stalled, it will draw up more moisture from the Gulf. The big question is where the massive rain band is going. It could be west of Houston in Columbus, or it could be pulled up into Houston. We are already seeing high water in low-lying areas. This has potential to be a dangerous situation. But, that is the key word, "potential." It's always a delicate balance for the news media when it comes to properly informing people when it comes to the danger and overhyping it. The truth is, forecasting is not an exact science.

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I was getting a tour of the Ch. 13 studio and got to chat with one of the meteorologists who told me, "It's amazing how little science actually goes into this."

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For Broadcast meteorology sure, for the NWS/NOAA? No. The reality is that broadcast meteorologists don't have to do ****, they can get everything from the NWS or one of the major forcasting companies. There is zero science to it and anyone with a background in meteorology could do that job. It still amazes me that they hire actual meteorologist for that role rather than someone who just looks good like all of the Spanish channels.