I'm only single for tax purposes at present. I guess I have enough common sense to know better than to marry the type of person who is going to get into an argument for helping out around the house. Argument for not wearing matching shirts, ok I get that

Anyway, let's get back to discussing scandalous teachers.....what do you say? That way more exciting than talking about your miserable married life. And stop calling me butty....you sound like Your Friend/Buscemi

you people really don't help with the laundry?

AgCPA95 said:

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cone said:

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you people really don't help with the laundry?

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One sacrificial load you f up early in the relationship will get you banned from all future laundry duties. Short term pain and some $$$ but long term gain.

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Great advice my dad gave me during the pre-wedding round of golf.

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David_Puddy said:

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I'm only single for tax purposes at present.

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Don't ever change, and best wishes to your Texas Rangers.

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A legible post and complete sentence? Holy crap! Good to see you're making some sort of progress since being kicked in the head by a donkey just before you registered on Texags.

T Durden said:

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Puddy will just tell his ol lady to chug bleach or die in a fire if she gets crazy.

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Or just tie her up from the shower rod

I had no idea how many defensive posts would pop up when I made fun of the skank's cuckhold husband. A very telling derailment.

AgCPA95 said:

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cone said:

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you people really don't help with the laundry?

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One sacrificial load you f up early in the relationship will get you banned from all future laundry duties. Short term pain and some $$$ but long term gain.

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Yep. Had my laundry AND towel folding privileges revoked a long time ago. Also can't cook as I "ruined" the stove when something boiled over and can't be cleaned off.

Still trying to figure out the tax thing as we would pay less if filing separately. Maybe I need to hire somebody.

drumboy said:

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AgCPA95 said:

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cone said:

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you people really don't help with the laundry?

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One sacrificial load you f up early in the relationship will get you banned from all future laundry duties. Short term pain and some $$$ but long term gain.

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Yep. Had my laundry AND towel folding privileges revoked a long time ago. Also can't cook as I "ruined" the stove when something boiled over and can't be cleaned off.

Still trying to figure out the tax thing as we would pay less if filing separately. Maybe I need to hire somebody.

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If you read posts on the previous page, you'd see that I posted that I'm not yet married. Being "single" to 99% of people means that you're free to do whatever the hell you want without consequences. My woman wouldn't appreciate me introducing myself as single out in public. Thus I'm only "single" when I file taxes or on an application . Comprende now?

This thread reminds me of the good ole days of Texags.

plowboy1065 said:

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Can we please get back to the skanks?

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No. See below.

David_Puddy said:

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If you read posts on the previous page, you'd see that I posted that I'm not yet married. Being "single" to 99% of people means that you're free to do whatever the hell you want without consequences. My woman wouldn't appreciate me introducing myself as single out in public. Thus I'm only "single" when I file taxes or on an application . Comprende now?

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Ferris Wheel Allstar said:

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This thread reminds me of the good ole days of Texags.

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Was Puddy married to a dude before his current dude back then too?

Forgive me, I didn't pay much attention back then.

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David had never been married and certainly has never dated a "dude". He's straight

Let's all just go get beers at Kays or Burlap and straighten this out

I thought Kays shut down after Dave threw in the towel.

I'm sure going around introducing yourself as single would incite the same reaction as doing the laundry, am I right?

aTm2004 said:

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I thought Kays shut down after Dave threw in the towel.

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Who's Dave?

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schmellba99 said:

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Ferris Wheel Allstar said:

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Was Puddy married to a dude before his current dude back then too?

Forgive me, I didn't pay much attention back then.

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David had never been married and certainly has never dated a "dude". He's straight

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I've dated that same # of dudes as you have credit hours from Texas, you noodle armed goober.

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David_Puddy said:

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Hey, not my fault yall are married to crazies. I've dated enough of them to know not to get married to one. Good luck on getting *****ed at for doing chores though going forward......sounds like a lot of fun to me.

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They change dude, they change.

You ever heard the joke -> Do you know why the bride is always so happy at he wedding? Because she knows she's given her last blow job.

It's true.

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Hey. I've watched enough husband/wife pr0n to know that's not always true.

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aTm2004 said:

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I thought Kays shut down after Dave threw in the towel.

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Who's Dave?

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Ag_07 said:

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Well I'm ready to pull the plug on this one.

Start it over from square one.

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Give it a few days and another teen will open his mouth and we'll be right back on topic.

Ag_07 said:

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Well I'm ready to pull the plug on this one.

Start it over from square one.

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Sorry dude, it's over when Puddy says it's over.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/07/27/teacher-28-banned-from-classroom-after-allegedly-having-sex-with-student-on-plane.html

That's a classic that another student was trying to blackmail her into sex with him by threatening to expose the entire thing.

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Wilson, who was intoxicated, and the boy - whose age has not been revealed - went into the plane's bathroom and engaged in several sexual acts

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