i used to go get my wig split down at Styling Cuts near the barrio of Bear Creek on Hwy6/Keith Harrow (across from Track 21), but i just saw you dont want less than stellar... i was always the only gringo in there and they were done in 10 mins and it was only $8, but it was never a sh*tty 'do.
That Sports Clips by Randalls does indeed lick hole, though.
Yeah, that's exactly the one I'm talking about. Years ago, I went to a place west of West Oaks Mall on Westheimer and it was a classic barbershop. I think the "new guy" there had only been doing it for 20 years and was in his 50's. I don't even know if it's around anymore.