OK Texags Houston board...this has to be the best place to ask this. Anyone else ever hear a story about an Oiler lineman that died in a car crash...but then the rumor came out that it was suicide after the crash because of an "incident" that occurred before/during the crash?
Old school Oiler rumor
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cuz he was givin a beej? Ya. Heard it.
The suicide part wasn't rumor btw. The reason for it was.
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The suicide part wasn't rumor btw. The reason for it was.
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I vaguely remember something like that.
I think it was discussed on the Houston board before. You'll find someone on here who knows...
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I think it was discussed on the Houston board before. You'll find someone on here who knows...
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That's it! I want to know if that shiznit was true or not. (To the first response). The one I heard was he was getting beej, got in a wreck and the dude bit his dong off. He then proceeds to end it rather than do the explaining...
Didn't mean to put a smiley face on this post...
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Didn't mean to put a smiley face on this post...
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Jeff Alm was the Oiler. Happened at the 610 - 59 interchange late at night. Basically Alm was drunk and hit the guardrail launching his buddy out of the car and to his death down below. He saw this (and if the rumor is true was missing something down south) so he went to the truck of his car and pulled out a shotgut and killed himself right there on the highway.
I believe it to be true. I got a call from my brother the next morning... one of his best buddies worked the scene that night. Pretty sure I believe them.
and another thing that makes me believe it is Alm called out several times to his "friend" and then cussed then shot himself. It was too dark to see down there, Alm couldn't have been certain that his buddy was dead... what he was certain of was what else happened during that accident.
and another thing that makes me believe it is Alm called out several times to his "friend" and then cussed then shot himself. It was too dark to see down there, Alm couldn't have been certain that his buddy was dead... what he was certain of was what else happened during that accident.
My best friend's mom worked for the team doctor. She said that the rumor was NOT true. There is no way of knowing for sure why he killed himself, but missing . . . parts, is not the reason.
If I worked for the team or the team doctor, I wouldn't want anyone to know that was what happened...
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several relatives that worked for/with the team and still know guys from that team. false as far as why he killed himslef. some people just want to believe for some reason
this thread makes my dong hurt.
Thats no way to get ahead in life.
Road head, you may end up dead.
Call a wrecker, that guy just bit off his pecker.
Thats no way to get ahead in life.
Road head, you may end up dead.
Call a wrecker, that guy just bit off his pecker.
I assisted with the accident scene. Houston Oiler defensive tackle Jeff Alm committed suicide by shooting himself shortly after a one-car accident in which his best friend was killed. Alm was the driver of the car.
Howevern, in 1992 I worked a fatality on the Gulf Freeway. Female passenger was blowing the driver. He veered left, over-compensated and hit the concrete barrier. The gear shift went straight thru her heart. She was drt [dead right there]
Evil Flourishes where good men do nothing.
Howevern, in 1992 I worked a fatality on the Gulf Freeway. Female passenger was blowing the driver. He veered left, over-compensated and hit the concrete barrier. The gear shift went straight thru her heart. She was drt [dead right there]
Evil Flourishes where good men do nothing.
How do you explain that to her family...
So Aggieswin90....was Alm missing his dong or not?
Not
Evil Flourishes where good men do nothing.
Evil Flourishes where good men do nothing.
i'm still trying to figure out how the gear shift got thru that girl's heart...
You'd be suprised what happens when you hit a concrete barrier or fixed object at a high rate of speed. Ask Mr. O'Quinn.
Evil Flourishes where good men do nothing.
Evil Flourishes where good men do nothing.
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and another thing that makes me believe it is Alm called out several times to his "friend" and then cussed then shot himself.
How would anyone know this?
they wouldn't. i thought the same thing when i first read that post.
from the Chronicle:
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A witness on the scene, Tyrone, a local homeless that lives under 610 recalls being awoken by the splat of a male ejected from the overpass above. When he attempted to render aid, he noticed the deceased with a weenus in his mouth. He then recalled 'a guy that plays in that dome' screaming "my F***ing dick!" from above then the sound of gunfire.
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Baseless rumor that people ran with that morphed into a pseudo-fact.
pretty sure if you were a .3 you're not giving anyone a beej. feel bad for everyone involved.
quote:Simple! If you take the time to listen to the 911 conversation, you'll hear him! He had no idea "for sure" that his buddy was dead,,, unconcious yes, but he didn't know he was dead.
How would anyone know this?
If you watch the 93 oilers 30 for 30 they talk about rumors that alm was gay
Random bump alert.
I've always wondered how many paramedics actually worked that scene, since within two days everyone at school knew someone who knew someone who's mom's best friend's son was a paramedic on the scene and said that his dick was bit off. Was that a Stevens & Pruitt thing?
I've always wondered how many paramedics actually worked that scene, since within two days everyone at school knew someone who knew someone who's mom's best friend's son was a paramedic on the scene and said that his dick was bit off. Was that a Stevens & Pruitt thing?
i believe
To this day, they claim that you can see Jeff Alm's dick somersaulting through the air if you take the 59/610 curve at just the right time of night.
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That was the rumor. Though I remember hearing Bum Phillips on the radio shortly after it happened. Either Small or Lord was talking about it and said Alm and the passenger were very, very, very good friends. Bum replied, "that's one too many verys for me."
Not a good thing to be remembered by true or not.
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evidently I blue starred this in 2016 and it just cracked my ass up again!Seersucker Ag 2011 said:
To this day, they claim that you can see Jeff Alm's dick somersaulting through the air if you take the 59/610 curve at just the right time of night.