Imagine a new listener tuning to the 840 and hearing JJ make out with MM.

Imagine a new listener tuning in for the first time and it's 10 minutes of Cowlishaw hacking into the microphone

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Imagine a new listener tuning in for the first time and it's 10 minutes of Cowlishaw hacking into the microphone

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They can't renew his dumbass contract for next season. I'd rather get two segments of Norm calling fake horse races.

McLaren only drinks milk from microbrews. And then he mentions it every other sentence.

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I haven't had it in like 4 years not counting being in dairy products like ice cream. I don't drink it anymore and just use a little almond milk in cereal. I don't miss drinking it.

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But what do you drink when you eat Chocolate Chip cookies or Oreos?

Well F me! I guess I'm the odd ball. I have milk with my cereal or steel cut oatmeal and w/ cookies. Sorry but nut milk sucks

Here comes ORB

Picks With Friends History & Punishment pic.twitter.com/B7KnLts5sM

— Picks With Friends (@PicksWFriends) January 16, 2025

Dan watches the 2019 PWF punishment being decided live on air (audio overlayed) pic.twitter.com/05461UnZpI

— Picks With Friends (@PicksWFriends) January 16, 2025

For reference, Dan and Corby were tied for last. Dan had the 3-10 Washington +6.5 to beat the 6-7 Eagles. With 4:52 left, Washington hit a FG to go up 27-24. Carson Wentz took the Eagles 75 yards on 11 plays to score a TD, and Philly took the lead by 4.

Six seconds left. The Eagles sack Dwayne Haskins at the Philly 45. The game is over. Except that Haskins tries to flip the ball back to Adrian Peterson. Nigel Bradham scoops and scores with no time remaining. Washington loses, 27-37.

One of the all-time bad beats, and it send Dan to the Super Bowl in an Andy Reid costume where he becomes momentarily famous.

So…..The Ticket, huh?

Longest posting drought on this thread ever?

Cumulus the owner should fire Cumulus the Program Director

Junior said if the Cowboys announce the hiring on Friday it means they're not excited about it.

If they announce on Friday at 9PM does that mean they're double ashamed?

Announcing any kind of news on a Friday evening is the ultimate sign of not being excited about it. It's called the Friday News Dump, and Jerry is well aware of this long-standing practice. https://t.co/Bc9yYDkRC9

— Craig Miller (@junior_miller) January 25, 2025

Agree with Junes on this one.

At least reverse that image so the D isn't backwards on his hat. My goodness.

The backwards visor is so hilariously dorky. The Dallas cowboys are a punchline.

Saw two posts on the subreddit that made me laugh:

In response to a thread about what the program director does when the Musers finally retire, someone posted this:

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The Ticket is the Cowboys of the radio game. They're not going over the salary cap to keep players. They know that you, as Cowboy and Ticket fans, are still going to tune in.

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Then there was this gem:

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The ticket equivalent to Schottenheimer getting the job…is Sean and Mino getting middays. They've been around the building, were adequate in their roles, so it was the easy decision and didn't take any balls.

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They know that you, as Cowboy and Ticket fans, are still going to tune in.

I beg to differ on this one. I'm guilty of still watching the Cowboys every week, but for the first time in over 20 years I now go weeks without ever tuning into The Ticket. I don't think I'm alone.

The hardline briefly discussed corby looking like an old lesbian yesterday in the open. He said that he doesn't shave as much anymore bc someone told him that anyone over 50 with no facial hair looks like a lesbian. And Dave said that when he had long hair he got major lesbian callouts.