Stive said:

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Best "My dad Earl" ever?!? Included the Hindenburg, Mike Doocy, a dire wolf, and an auto parts store (along with all of the other normal stuff….)

Wonder how long Gordon has to work on one of those before Fake Tiger shows up?

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Just Tired said:

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Stive said:

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Best "My dad Earl" ever?!? Included the Hindenburg, Mike Doocy, a dire wolf, and an auto parts store (along with all of the other normal stuff….)

Wonder how long Gordon has to work on one of those before Fake Tiger shows up?

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there's a big enough library of them now he has the ai trained to do it.

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create a tiger woods monologue about his dad Earl like Gordon Keith does on sports radio 1310 the ticket in dallas


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Sure, I can help create a monologue inspired by Gordon Keith's style on Sports Radio 1310 The Ticket in Dallas. Please note that this is a fictional and creative piece, not an actual representation of Gordon Keith's work.

[Imagine the radio host, adopting Gordon Keith's tone and style]
Ladies and gentlemen, let me take you on a journey through the annals of golf history. We're talking about a man whose swing is as legendary as his father's tales. Oh yes, I'm talking about the one and only Tiger Woods. But before we dive into the brilliance of Tiger, let's talk about the man who helped shape him the enigmatic Earl Woods.
Now, if you haven't heard about Earl, buckle up. This guy was like the Yoda of golf dads. He wasn't just a dad; he was a golfing sensei, a philosopher of the fairway. Picture this: Tiger's a little tyke, barely knee-high, and Earl's there on the green, imparting wisdom like a golfing guru.
You know, Tiger once said, "My dad's philosophy was, 'Get it in the hole.'" Now, if that's not profound golf advice, I don't know what is. Earl didn't mess around with complicated swing theories or fancy golf jargon. He kept it simple get that ball in the hole, son.
But it wasn't just about golf. Earl was the master of mental fortitude. He'd look at Tiger and say, "Son, you're not just playing against the guys on the course; you're playing against yourself." Deep, right? It's like he had a PhD in golf psychology.
And the stories! Oh, the stories Earl could spin. Tiger recalls him saying, "You don't need a driver; you need a weapon." I mean, who needs a driver when you can have a weapon? Earl wasn't just teaching golf; he was preparing Tiger for golf warfare.
So, here's to Earl Woods, the unsung hero of Tiger's triumphs, the maestro of the golfing symphony. He may not be hitting holes in one up there in the celestial clubhouse, but his legacy lives on in every swing, every putt, and every tale from the fairway.
And as Tiger Woods continues to dazzle us on the greens, let's not forget the man who planted the seeds of greatness the one and only Earl Woods. May his golf wisdom echo through the ages, forever reminding us that it's not just a game; it's a way of life.
[End of monologue]

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double aught said:

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Just Tired said:

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Stive said:

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Best "My dad Earl" ever?!? Included the Hindenburg, Mike Doocy, a dire wolf, and an auto parts store (along with all of the other normal stuff….)

Wonder how long Gordon has to work on one of those before Fake Tiger shows up?

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there's a big enough library of them now he has the ai trained to do it.

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I tried it. It wasn't quite what I expected.

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create a tiger woods monologue about his dad Earl like Gordon Keith does on sports radio 1310 the ticket in dallas


ChatGPT
Sure, I can help create a monologue inspired by Gordon Keith's style on Sports Radio 1310 The Ticket in Dallas. Please note that this is a fictional and creative piece, not an actual representation of Gordon Keith's work.

[Imagine the radio host, adopting Gordon Keith's tone and style]
Ladies and gentlemen, let me take you on a journey through the annals of golf history. We're talking about a man whose swing is as legendary as his father's tales. Oh yes, I'm talking about the one and only Tiger Woods. But before we dive into the brilliance of Tiger, let's talk about the man who helped shape him the enigmatic Earl Woods.
Now, if you haven't heard about Earl, buckle up. This guy was like the Yoda of golf dads. He wasn't just a dad; he was a golfing sensei, a philosopher of the fairway. Picture this: Tiger's a little tyke, barely knee-high, and Earl's there on the green, imparting wisdom like a golfing guru.
You know, Tiger once said, "My dad's philosophy was, 'Get it in the hole.'" Now, if that's not profound golf advice, I don't know what is. Earl didn't mess around with complicated swing theories or fancy golf jargon. He kept it simple get that ball in the hole, son.
But it wasn't just about golf. Earl was the master of mental fortitude. He'd look at Tiger and say, "Son, you're not just playing against the guys on the course; you're playing against yourself." Deep, right? It's like he had a PhD in golf psychology.
And the stories! Oh, the stories Earl could spin. Tiger recalls him saying, "You don't need a driver; you need a weapon." I mean, who needs a driver when you can have a weapon? Earl wasn't just teaching golf; he was preparing Tiger for golf warfare.
So, here's to Earl Woods, the unsung hero of Tiger's triumphs, the maestro of the golfing symphony. He may not be hitting holes in one up there in the celestial clubhouse, but his legacy lives on in every swing, every putt, and every tale from the fairway.
And as Tiger Woods continues to dazzle us on the greens, let's not forget the man who planted the seeds of greatness the one and only Earl Woods. May his golf wisdom echo through the ages, forever reminding us that it's not just a game; it's a way of life.
[End of monologue]

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Hincemm said:

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Listening to corby talk about the saban retirement will make you punch your dash

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Hincemm said:

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Listening to corby talk about the saban retirement will make you punch your dash

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DannyDuberstein said:

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Saban built the SEC apparently lol

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DannyDuberstein said:

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Saban built the SEC apparently lol

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Hincemm said:

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Listening to corby talk about the saban retirement will make you punch your dash

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He described bama before saban as being equal to kstate

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