I dont know, man. Greg Mcilroy said the Texas vs LSU game two seasons ago drew almost 8 million and now they will conference mates. Big games will draw big numbers. Can't imagine how big they will be for Texas vs A&M when that happens again.

Wouldn't a lot of those 8 million be tuned in because it was a big out of conference game? I've got to imagine if those teams play each other every year that game won't draw anywhere near 8 million viewers.

I wasn't talking about the Remaining 8. The eyeballs just aren't there for those schools which is why they're being left out.

Texas and OU in football absolutely draw eyeballs. That's why the B12 got blowed up. They did and everybody else didn't.

Just saw quarter mile line of cars wrapped around NWHWY and Abrams. Thought it was for cheap gas stunt, but It was for Covid testing. 90% minorities in the cars . Please get vaccinated people. Help spread the word in those communities it’s ok. This shit is out of control again.

— Corby Davidson (@corbydavidson) August 3, 2021

Here's Corby trying to tell minorities how to live their lives and implying he knows more than they do. I'm assuming he'll be following his own advice going door to door in south Dallas this afternoon spreading the good news of the vaccine?

Think that coincides with the news that the government is paying "micro influencers" $1k/month to promote vaccination?

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/01/technology/vaccine-lies-influencer-army.html

That make shift testing center has been there for probably a year. My wife and I drive by that twice a day and have never seen more than 3-6 cars in the parking lot. Yesterday around 2 pm the line wrapped around onto Northwest Highway causing everyone to swerve around it going westbound over the hill.

He observed an exorbitant amount of people worried they had COVID and saw it as an opportunity to reiterate to his followers, possibly you, that being vaccinated would help, and asked others to spread the word.

What's the issue again?

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Just saw quarter mile line of cars wrapped around NWHWY and Abrams. Thought it was for cheap gas stunt, but It was for Covid testing. 90% minorities in the cars . Please get vaccinated people. Help spread the word in those communities it’s ok. This shit is out of control again.

— Corby Davidson (@corbydavidson) August 3, 2021

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Why is this rich white guy telling black and brown people what to do?

Aren't we all picturing corby passing by them with a clipboard counting off who is and who isn't a minority?

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Just saw quarter mile line of cars wrapped around NWHWY and Abrams. Thought it was for cheap gas stunt, but It was for Covid testing. 90% minorities in the cars . Please get vaccinated people. Help spread the word in those communities it’s ok. This shit is out of control again.

— Corby Davidson (@corbydavidson) August 3, 2021

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Why is this rich white guy telling black and brown people what to do?

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Don't forget those that are full-blown Chinese.

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That make shift testing center has been there for probably a year. My wife and I drive by that twice a day and have never seen more than 3-6 cars in the parking lot. Yesterday around 2 pm the line wrapped around onto Northwest Highway causing everyone to swerve around it going westbound over the hill.

He observed an exorbitant amount of people worried they had COVID and saw it as an opportunity to reiterate to his followers, possibly you, that being vaccinated would help, and asked others to spread the word.

What's the issue again?

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There's no issue, just Corby being tone deaf. I thought it was funny that in this climate that we're in Corby thought it would be a good idea to send a tweet that has "old white man tells minorities what to do" vibes to it. Same as the "minorities can't obtain an ID" line of thought.

Does he really think those people in line haven't seen the same list of vaccine pros and cons that everyone else has? They made their own decision, so be it. And if a tweet from Corby Davidson is factoring into your health care decisions, you have other issues (I would say that about just about any person on Twitter FYI.)

I can confirm he was on his way to the golf course to make his tee time when he passed that intersection.

Polarizing and abrasive.

Best Gordo's corner in a while

just going through the unticket archivesi can't believe that some of the Doyle King clips are 13 years old!

Klatt coming on the ticket. Don't jump offside.

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Klatt coming on the ticket. Don't jump offside.

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He had the hardcount going big time today...

He's such an insufferable dick

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He's such an insufferable dick

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Pilot said DONT jump offside, cmon man.

Saying Klatt is a dick is an onsides opinion because he is indeed a dick. All I did was call the sky blue.

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He had the hardcount going big time today...

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I know I'm alone in this opinion but I absolutely hate this schtick. Someone has carte blanche to act like a giant ******bag because if anyone says a single word about it they're "offsides".

It's a great way to avoid having to defend taking a stupid position or really be accountable for anything at all. It's kind of weird to me that people gleefully play along with it.

So instead just get pissed off and yell at him on Twitter?

He spent a good chunk of the segment comparing us to OU and saying they are better historically than us. He's not wrong.

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So instead just get pissed off and yell at him on Twitter?

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Did I say that? I'm not even on Twitter.

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He spent a good chunk of the segment comparing us to OU and saying they are better historically than us. He's not wrong.

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I didn't listen. Sorry I think the "offsides" bit is lame as hell. It's not personal, man.

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Klatt coming on the ticket. Don't jump offside.

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I know I'm alone in this opinion but I absolutely hate this schtick. Someone has carte blanche to act like a giant ******bag because if anyone says a single word about it they're "offsides".

It's a great way to avoid having to defend taking a stupid position or really be accountable for anything at all. It's kind of weird to me that people gleefully play along with it.

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Damned if you do, damned if you don't. The ol Skip Bayless effect.

Just win and this narrative will change.

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Klatt coming on the ticket. Don't jump offside.

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I know I'm alone in this opinion but I absolutely hate this schtick. Someone has carte blanche to act like a giant ******bag because if anyone says a single word about it they're "offsides".

It's a great way to avoid having to defend taking a stupid position or really be accountable for anything at all. It's kind of weird to me that people gleefully play along with it.

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We're having fun here, no?

Clemson's existence blows up Klatt's entire CFB world view, yet he doesnt see it.

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Clemson's existence blows up Klatt's entire CFB world view, yet he doesnt see it.

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This. All programs will crumble if they don't have elite coaching and continued investment in the program. All of them.

The funny thing is the people at OU know that Klatt's argument is garbage. The people at Texas think he's a genius. And that's why they've had very different on field results over the last decade.

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He spent a good chunk of the segment comparing us to OU and saying they are better historically than us. He's not wrong.

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I may have missed part of the segment but I got the impression he said ou is currently and clearly the better program. I think you could make some argument against this considering rankings, recruiting, etc.

I did enjoy Joel calling Corby out over his nostalgia for the storied history of OU vs Tech and TCU.

How could they have missed the greatness that was the Magnum PI theme song

A Team theme is the GOAT. Shameful omission

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A Team theme is the GOAT. Shameful omission

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I didn't watch that show as I thought it was ridiculous and that's a classic theme song.

It may have to do with age as they were in college when that show came out.

I suspect Mr. Keith has been browsing the TexAgs for source material...

Theme song thread from the GB

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A Team theme is the GOAT. Shameful omission

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Airwolf

Lady Junes impregnated an actual Lady Junes, who gave birth to a baby Lady Junes.

Is that about right?