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Translation: I'm a tree hugging titty baby that wears girls panties.
Ha!! Spot on!
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Translation: I'm a tree hugging titty baby that wears girls panties.
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You are absolutely right, running over a 2' chicken snake in your wife's car is VERY manly.
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This was no 2' snake. It was hard to tell since it was coiled up when we went back, but I would estimate about 5 feet. Couldn't tell in the dark what kind it was.
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According to the CDC, an average of 12 Americans die each year from snake bites, while an average of 26 die from dog bites.
I guess next time you see the old yellow lab walking down the street, save us of all from the danger and line-up Ranger with the hood ornament. Can't be too careful, right?

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The chicken snake is found in various locations around North America. Some species of the chicken snake are relatively small in length and diameter, although it is possible for a chicken snake to grow to over seven feet long. Some types of the chicken snake will constrict their prey before consumption. Most will coil and attack when they feel cornered or threatened in any way. While their bite is not poisonous in most cases, it is usually extremely painful.
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All of them will bite when threatened, and are capable of leaving behind an open wound that is extremely painful. Several of these snakes will enjoy small animals such as rats or other prey with as much relish as bird and chicken eggs. Some of the snakes are excellent climbers, allowing them to navigate with ease through trees and swallow bird eggs from the nest.
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I also stomp on scorpions, spray wasp nests, bait ant mounds and set mouse traps. I guess that just makes me an all around pure evil person.
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Eat what you kill and only kill what you eat!!!


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to pull a very important quote from the information above, "All of them will bite when threatened,