Pay a hooker and pimp to show up at the crawfish boil insisting he did some seriously raunchy stuff to her and tried not to pay. Let the pimp get physical with him. Tell them to say he has been doing it for months, and make sure to cause a huge scene at the crawfish boil. Tell them never to break character and eventually leave.

His wife will leave him and take all of his stuff, his kids will disown him. In like 3 or 4 years when he doesn't have a family anymore and is penniless, then tell him it was just a joke. He will be mad at first, but eventually you will all have a good laugh and he'll admit you got him good. Pranks are fun.

Chewbacca competition ?!

Order a few dozen cupcakes an put these on them and set them on the table when he's cooking outside

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Buddy at A&M did this to me one time. I thought roommates had put Ty-D-Bol in the toilet tank. Got a good laugh when I figured it out. He would routinely give it to guys on Wednesday so they peed blue while drunk at the Hall of Fame communal trough urinal on Thursday. Hilarious.

Since this is the OB, take him dove or duck hunting and provide him with shells with no shot. Or take him fishing file the points off his hooks.

Pull out about 10 yards of line on all his fishing reels and cut the line then reel it back on.

Was funny when lures were $1

Probably get pissed with $15 lures….. but still!

Well??? What prank did you go with??? We need an update!

What a letdown.