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What is this? A grasshopper?

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Mister Shipwreck
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This may sound like a stupid question - but these pics I have below - this is a grasshopper, right?

For an hour, I kept feeling something poking me in different places under my shirt... On my chest, and later on my back. I finally located this under my shirt, on my back shoulder.

They don't bite, right? (I am a city guy, and am not from Texas)



ag0207
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You will learn much on the outdoor board young grasshopper! And yes that is a grasshopper. They don't bite but can be a bit pokey.
$3 Sack of Groceries
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I hope your will is up to date and your affairs are in order.
cupofjoe04
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Thoughts and prayers for your family.

Jk-

Harmless grasshopper (someone could probably tell you the exact species on here, but an entomologist I am not). I'm sure it didn't feel good to either of you, but you won't end up in a bag like it did. Ha ha!

Welcome to the OB! You can expect equal doses of amazing insight and sarcasm.
Shoefly!
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Sir, that's catfish and bass bait!
MouthBQ98
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Not venomous. They can bite rarely but it's like a mild pinch. Mostly you feel the sharp little hooks on their feet they use to climb plants with or little spines some of them have on their legs or carapace.
TH36
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You've got the plague now, RIP. Would you happen to have any guns you'd like to sell before your demise?
Milwaukees Best Light
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Have an ice bucket ready for when your dick falls off. Maybe they can reattach it.
Mister Shipwreck
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Thanks for the answers, everyone

BlueSmoke
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If we're talking bait, get one of those big fatties that can't jump or fly well. The Plains Lubber, I think they are called?
Nobody cares. Work Harder
BlueSmoke
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Prepare yourself...

Nobody cares. Work Harder
dr_boogs
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NW80 rolling over in his grave right now with this thread. I can hear him ranting from the afterlife.
aggieforester05
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They most certainly bite. One of those little ****s bit me mowing at the farm recently. It's just like a pinch but unexpected.
cupofjoe04
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dr_boogs said:

NW80 rolling over in his grave right now with this thread. I can hear him ranting from the afterlife.


The timing of this post with the resurrection of his sabbatical thread… the irony is not lost on me. Amazing!
96ags
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dr_boogs said:

NW80 rolling over in his grave right now with this thread. I can hear him ranting from the afterlife.
As well he should be.
TH36
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dr_boogs said:

NW80 rolling over in his grave right now with this thread. I can hear him ranting from the afterlife.


I mean the guy solved the problem in the last sentence. He's not from Texas.
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cupofjoe04 said:

dr_boogs said:

NW80 rolling over in his grave right now with this thread. I can hear him ranting from the afterlife.


The timing of this post with the resurrection of his sabbatical thread… the irony is not lost on me. Amazing!


I guess I was living under a rock when he was alive. I do have 3 kids ages 9 and under. So maybe by the time I began lurking on the OB I was not as able to keep up with everything. But wish I could have known the old fella. Sounds like a legend! I recently read up on his old threads and even found his obit.
JohnLA762
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Confirmed grasshopper. You should have nothing to worry about as long as it didn't get black tobacco juice on you.




It didn't get black tobacco juice on you, did it?!?
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SanAntoneAg
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Somewhere near Laramie, WY, circa September 2011. All caught on grasshoppers. Forced perspective be damned.

Gig 'em! '90
Aggieangler93
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So many perch and bass in Brushy Creek fell victims to those long legged suckers when I was younger. I cannot count the amount of times I used even small pieces of one after 3 or 4 fish had hammered it into nothing left but the head etc.

I like the survival shows where they eat them. I'm laughing, thinking, surely you don't know how to fish or have no water within 100 miles?
Class of '93 - proud Dad of a '22 grad and a '26 student!
clarythedrill
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What about Katydids? I swear to god I have been truly bitten by them before and it was not pleasant.
I Am A Critic
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Murder hornet
Username checks out.
JSKolache
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You let that thing crawl over you for an hour??
maroon barchetta
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TH36 said:

You've got the plague now, RIP. Would you happen to have any guns you'd like to sell before your demise?


Ask him about his autographed Don Johnson "Nash Bridges" poster!
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SteveBott
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Some of my favorite memories was a broke college student I'd go to see Granny Bott who still had the family farm. We had a nice east Texas pond (no tanks around Tyler) and it was right next to a 30 acre hay field.

I'd set up a line with no weight and the smallest hook in my granddaddy's tackle box. Then I'd prowl the field catching hoppers. Each time I got one I'd go back to the pond and chunk that bad boy on the water. Got hits is seconds every time.

The key is getting them to float. If you did you got a top water smash of a bass. If they sunk it was perch and bream bait. Either way it was fishing.

I did this in the afternoon until sun down and couldn't find the anymore. Good times
OnlyForNow
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Grasshopper
Can definitely bite
Surprisingly you can be allergic to the chemicals they produce, the tobacco spit being one of the worst.

(I know this cause I worked on them for 2 years in grad school).
Tagguy
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Mister Shipwreck said:



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