Was cleaning up my GSPs landmines in the backyard. Suddenly thought she had the mother of all worms in her system. Turns out it was just one of my wife's hair ties.

JobSecurity said:

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my dumb as a brick 8lb dachshund ate like 2.5 full size 95%+ dark chocolate bars and lived. Took him in and they called poison control and basically told me he should be dead. He just threw up dark chocolate all over my grey fabric couch for a few hours.

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My 30lb dachshund (lived on a ranch and he was solid muscle) ate rat poison. Twice. The first time we took him to the vet. The second time we just made sure he drank plenty of water

When we were apartment living my 100lb lab hadn't s- in like 2-3 days. Go to dog park nothing, go to dog park nothing. After a few days I see him across the way at the dog park (full of other people and dogs mind you)…he goes to squat and looks like hes struggling.

Well about 1/3rd of a crew sock comes out of his ass and I proceed to chase him around the dog park eith a sock hanging out of his ass in front of all these people laughing until I catch him and pull the sock out of his balloon knot. He then proceeded to deposit about 7lbs of s- on the ground I had to cleanup.

…good times, I'll take the raisin

Since they insisted on having them back, I would not have cleaned them. I might have mailed the entire pile of poop

Basset Hound LOVES Nerf darts, makes finding poop in tall grass easier.

Amazing. I wish I was there to join in the laughing but if I had any part in that story it would definitely be your part.

Had my dog spend 2 days at the vet recently. When all was said and done he ate 2 kids socks, about 3 full rolls of toilet paper, 2 plastic sandwich bags, some plastic wire looking stuff..

Vet and I were amazed. I was out of town during the week days for 2 weeks in a row and his 7-10mile daily mountain bike/run wasn't happening and he lost his **** and went on a rampage.

Our 60lb Rott mix ate a bunch of cherry pits one night. A few days later she finally managed to pass them. She turned around and looked at that turd like it had insulted her mama

When I was a kid, my little sister fed the lab a whole bag of m&m's nothing happened.


Our later In life lab ate a pin cushion full of pins. Noticed because she wouldn't stop smacking her mouth, had them all stuck in roof of mouth and gums. Took her to the vet and X-ray showed 2-3 in digestive system, but they were plastic ball end first. Vet didn't want to rush surgery if they'd make it through. She had an X-ray every 4 hours to make sure they were still moving and sh*t them out the next day. She lived another 10 years being equally dumb, lovable, affectionate, and protective. Lord knows what the kids fed her once they came around.

We would give our puppy grapes as treats before we realized they were toxic. He died...15 years later. Yours will be fine.

Funky Winkerbean said:

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My cousin had a Dalmatian taking a dump and one day we just happened to lock in on him while he is in the process. After he finished, we moved in for a closer inspection and there was a semi-inflated balloon in his poop. Still makes me laugh 50 years later.

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God forgive me I love Dalmatians. I have had 3 and they just make me happy. My last boy died in August of last year and I miss him every day. My first I had at A&M. We had a crawfish boil in the backyard and people just threw the shells in a pile. Too much beer was consumed and I decided to clean up in the morning, I was woken up by some screaming sound in the back yard before daylight. The Dal had decided to eat most of the shells and corn cobs and was trying to pass them. Poor guy, I had to help dig them out of his butt for the better part of the morning. The spice didn't help either.