Really bored and know the OB will have some good stuff. Trying to pull some pranks on friends.

Haha pranks, or never be friends again pranks?

Capt. Augustus McCrae said:

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Haha pranks, or never be friends again pranks?

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It's a dangerously thin line.

You can hot glue a dildo (suction cup kind) to the roof of his truck. It will likely be a while before he notices it, but not long for everyone else to see it.

Was at an outdoor hunting or something buffet line, lots of coolers along the ground in front of serving area. If you asked for something they pointed to the last cooler towards the end. Raise the lid and a huge got dang rattler springs up with the lid. Taxidermied coiled up but with fishing line around its head so it moved with the lid. Sitting on top of blankets or something so it's right front and center.

Pretty good one for a bunch of deer camp beer coolers or something similar.

AggiePetro07 said:

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You can hot glue a dildo (suction cup kind) to the roof of his truck. It will likely be a while before he notices it, but not long for everyone else to see it.

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Haha Petro07's pranking you into buying a dildo

Tie wire a large fish on top of their catalytic converter. Or the old dead squirrel in the glove box trick.

I've often wanted to put a rubber snake inside a blind that is connect by fishing string to the inside of the door that will look like it is coming to you as the door is opened. However, I don't want to give someone a heart attack!!

OP hanging out with friends

OP hanging with "friends"

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In college, I put a scoop of Gatorade powder on top of each fan blade in the living room of my frieneds apartment. I got a call to help them clean it up in the morning too.

There are rules to a good prank.
A. No permanent material damage
B. Cleanup isn't a huge pain
C. Everyone laughs
D. Your target can take the joke

I've seen lots of pranks and it amazes me how folks are drawn to bad-bull "pranks." Just be creative and don't be a jackass.

Vaseline behind the door handle of the car

Print a small random picture/meme funny/nudey etc. and tape it around the back up camera so when they throw it in reverse they get a nice surprise.

The rattler idea is pretty great.

I did catfish bait on car door handles in high school. One girl straight up vomited.

I poured raw peas into the air conditioning ducs of my old lady's truck when he got married. He went to Colorado for his honeymoon and had to hear them rattling around in the fan blower the whole trip. But guess who had to help him take his dash apart when he got home???

Gunny456 said:

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I poured raw peas into the air conditioning ducs of my old lady's truck when he got married. He went to Colorado for his honeymoon and had to hear them rattling around in the fan blower the whole trip. But guess who had to help him take his dash apart when he got home???

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your "old lady" is man?

is this a home, work, deer camp environment? what you can do depends a lot on the environment/location.

My roommate went to Vegas and brought back stacks of hooker trading cards. I was finding them in books, DVD cases, couch cushions, and all that for months.

I'll play… If they are modern kids just shut the power/water off. Probably won't even know where to start

Zip tie his drive-shaft. As it rotates, the end will smack against the underside of the car/truck. It'll drive him nuts until discovered, and obviously easily removed.

Shot a juvenile skunk in college. Soaked it in tomato juice, they do spray when you shoot them in the head, and then skinned it wearing full rain gear, rubber gloves, and a big box fan blowing away from me. Stay away from that gland and it's just like skinning anything else. Did a salt and borax tan on the pelt then sewed it back up and stuffed it full of pinto beans. Ugliest taxidermy job you've ever seen but it was good enough to scare the piss out of people. Tied fishing line to it's nose and had it crawl out from under things, hid it different places, you get the idea and the juvenile skunk was just the right size. Got a lot of pranks out of that sucker before he got old and his fur fell out. RIP little buddy.

Buy over the counter oral numbing gel and squirt a little around the rim of a beer that someone sets down.

As soon as they pick it up and drink it it's all over their lips and mouth and drinking the rest of the night becomes a lot more difficult.

Sleep with his wife

Liquid Nailed someones boots to the floor. Showed up for work the next day to put his boots on and realized they were stuck. After putting his feet in the boots he ripped his leg up and the VCT tile came with it, stuck to the bottom of the boot. Dude walked around with VCT tiles stuck to is boots all day.

Put red chalk dust in someone's red hard hat. Went to put their hard hat on the next day and got immediately dusted.

Also reroute the bathroom exhaust duct work to the office next door to the bathroom. Office smelled like dookie for days.

Thinking back to college days. A good one for someone who often gets up to use the bathroom at night is Saran-wrap pull tightly over the toilet bowl (applied obviously while wearing rubber gloves).

The velocity of a good night piss after a day or drinking will send it everywhere. Dorms all had those seats with a gap in the front, so easier to hide the wrap and most didn't lift the lid to use the bathroom.

Gunny456 said:

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I poured raw peas into the air conditioning ducs of my old lady's truck when he got married. He went to Colorado for his honeymoon and had to hear them rattling around in the fan blower the whole trip. But guess who had to help him take his dash apart when he got home???

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Glitter/confetti in the vents is effective and you don't have to take the dash apart... Stuff into vents. Turn fan speeds all to max for a nice surprise when starting the vehicle.

Did that at my sisters wedding. They said it was still occasionally spitting glitter to the day they sold that truck 5 years later.

pasture party, dueced in an empty beer box leaned up against a tractor tire, said box somehow found its way ( not my doing) into the cab of a pickup. spent the remainder of the party in boots without socks. Worst part was the owner of truck went home with someone else that night and that truck stayed in the hot summer sun till mid afternoon the next day. We were around to see him find it....

Capt. Augustus McCrae said:

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or never be friends again pranks?

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So a Biden sticker on his truck isn't a good idea?

One of my buddies (frequent TexAgs poster) put a gay pride rainbow sticker on the back bumper of my truck. It was probably a week before I found it.

Best thing we ever did was leave my buddies truck on cinder blocks. Probably should be careful with that since it's a common crime lol

I haven't done it, but, a pound of raw shrimp on top of the spare tire on a truck would be funny.

Big Country51 said:

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Best thing we ever did was leave my buddies truck on cinder blocks. Probably should be careful with that since it's a common crime lol

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Along these same lines- replace all the tires with "donut" spares and strategically relocate all the replaced tires around town with directions/clues on where to find them.

In college, my roommate was in his bathroom when I set up a contraption that basically involved a huge 5 gallon bucket of ice water pouring out on top of him if he opened the door to walk out. I can't remember how I set this up exactly, but I planned this ahead of time so I knew what I was doing.

I took a picture of the contraption while he was in there, sent it to him, and waited for him to react to it. And then I left the house for a few hours. I think I went to the Rec and played basketball for a few hours with my phone off.

He sat in there until I finally came back and let him out. I thought it was hilarious. He did not.

The mental image of him sitting in there in a panic had me dying laughing as I pulled out of the driveway.

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Capt. Augustus McCrae said:

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or never be friends again pranks?

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So a Biden sticker on his truck isn't a good idea?

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Had an uncle that "allegedly" loved to put new bumper stickers on the cars of left leaning family members