cut a slit in the liner on the bottom side of the marks box spring. insert open can of tuna.
Prank ideas for friends
16,552 Views |
96 Replies |
Last: 4 yr ago by htownag10
Thats funny right there!
Guessing you are a non-reg?
buy a bag of rye grass seed. Go to their yard at night and spell out whatever you like. Of course it doesn't work if the yard in question is already all rye grass.
Buddy of mine spelled out "DICK" in another buddies yard years ago. Got a lot of laughs. And yes they are great friends.
Buddy of mine spelled out "DICK" in another buddies yard years ago. Got a lot of laughs. And yes they are great friends.
What do you boys want for breakfast BBQ ?.....OK Chili.
Gunny456 said:
Guessing you are a non-reg?
MAROON said:
buy a bag of rye grass seed. Go to their yard at night and spell out whatever you like. Of course it doesn't work if the yard in question is already all rye grass.
Buddy of mine spelled out "DICK" in another buddies yard years ago. Got a lot of laughs. And yes they are great friends.
Maybe not the most PC now but In HS I got a custom vanity license plate holder made at the kiosk in the mall that said "Honk if I like it in the butt". Put it on a friends license plate and it was probably there for 2 weeks before he realized why everyone was honking at him. It eventually made it's way around HS to many peoples cars before finally disappearing. Good times.
ETA I just noticed my profile has a 'V' veteran tag on it. That is inaccurate. It is not readily apparent on how to change this.Missouri Boat Ride said:Gunny456 said:
Guessing you are a non-reg?
It's not military-related.... https://texags.com/helpcenter/stories/3/26705.Missouri Boat Ride said:ETA I just noticed my profile has a 'V' veteran tag on it. That is inaccurate. It is not readily apparent on how to change this.Missouri Boat Ride said:Gunny456 said:
Guessing you are a non-reg?
I mean... I'm not really a Legend either.
I see now, thanks. Now if I could only get my lolpoor tag to show up....
throw a huge dildo and a water bottle in their carry on before going through TSA
To give an example: a bunch of groomsmen pamphleted and hid pictures around the home of the newlyweds to aid them with their consomation. Richard Simmons in their bed, Richard Dreyfuss replacing the groom in family photos, Dick Cheney on the mirror, Dick Tracey hidden in the knife block, etc. Lots of tasteful Dick pics.
The two that made my son and I quit: I put Oralgel in his toothpaste: He put Bengay on my deodorant.
we put a pull handle on fishing wire, and put a 6' stuffed alligator in the 'late night drunk flash light/rat shot wood pile' at the camp. that went really well, lol. really, really well.
scattered those drunk fat boys like screeching chickens when i pulled that sum***** out, my dad hissing and growling....
scattered those drunk fat boys like screeching chickens when i pulled that sum***** out, my dad hissing and growling....
Co-worker used to hide an "Annoy-a-tron" in people's offices. It's a tiny little device (powered by a watch battery) that makes a faint beep (or other annoying noise) about every 15 minutes or so. The noise doesn't last long enough for them to find it, but enough to drive some people insane. He once partially disassembled a desk and hid it where the guy working at the desk couldn't find it. That guy basically went nuts after a couple of days.
gigemJTH12 said:
throw a huge dildo and a water bottle in their carry on before going through TSA
Done this. Dildo and a pile of maxi pads in his laptop bag rigged in such a way that when he had to pull his laptop out for TSA screening they went everywhere. He called from the gate absolutely livid!
The 'ol "dead hooker in the trunk" gag always works well.
Call in to one of the morning radio swap shop shows with a bunch of random things for sale or for free and then give the number of who you're pranking. Heard this one morning when a guy called in and said he had a bunch of ducks, a pig, and some broke down truck for free. About 30 min later a pissed off guy calls in said to remove his number because he had received multiple phone calls from random people calling about all this ridiculous **** he had to give away lol.
Username checks outBig Johnson Ag said:
Sleep with his wife
You know we're living in 2021, right?BMach said:
Call in to one of the morning radio swap shop shows with a bunch of random things for sale or for free and then give the number of who you're pranking. Heard this one morning when a guy called in and said he had a bunch of ducks, a pig, and some broke down truck for free. About 30 min later a pissed off guy calls in said to remove his number because he had received multiple phone calls from random people calling about all this ridiculous **** he had to give away lol.
Glitter in the eyes can turn out BAD. If it gets in the eye and the person rubs them, it can do some serious damage as an abrasive. Sadly, the more it scratches, the more the victim rubs, at first. Please keep this in mind OB.Brad06ag said:Glitter/confetti in the vents is effective and you don't have to take the dash apart... Stuff into vents. Turn fan speeds all to max for a nice surprise when starting the vehicle.Gunny456 said:
I poured raw peas into the air conditioning ducs of my old lady's truck when he got married. He went to Colorado for his honeymoon and had to hear them rattling around in the fan blower the whole trip. But guess who had to help him take his dash apart when he got home???
Did that at my sisters wedding. They said it was still occasionally spitting glitter to the day they sold that truck 5 years later.
"Green" is the new RED.
Gunny456 said:
Guessing you are a non-reg?
Military term, huh?
Well, learn something new every day.
Jason C. said:
Was at an outdoor hunting or something buffet line, lots of coolers along the ground in front of serving area. If you asked for something they pointed to the last cooler towards the end. Raise the lid and a huge got dang rattler springs up with the lid. Taxidermied coiled up but with fishing line around its head so it moved with the lid. Sitting on top of blankets or something so it's right front and center.
Pretty good one for a bunch of deer camp beer coolers or something similar.
Almost broke an ankle on this one. Cooler said "free beer".
Next time take a syringe full of vineger and squirt the whole thing inside the toothpaste.Lonestar-aught-six said:
The two that made my son and I quit: I put Oralgel in his toothpaste: He put Bengay on my deodorant.
There is a lot of dildo discussion in this thread.
texasaggie2015 said:
In college, my roommate was in his bathroom when I set up a contraption that basically involved a huge 5 gallon bucket of ice water pouring out on top of him if he opened the door to walk out. I can't remember how I set this up exactly, but I planned this ahead of time so I knew what I was doing.
I took a picture of the contraption while he was in there, sent it to him, and waited for him to react to it. And then I left the house for a few hours. I think I went to the Rec and played basketball for a few hours with my phone off.
He sat in there until I finally came back and let him out. I thought it was hilarious. He did not.
The mental image of him sitting in there in a panic had me dying laughing as I pulled out of the driveway.
Buddy of mine who went to another school had a friend who would break into his friends places when he knew they were out at the bars and do some of the following:
Sardines in their shower heads
Take every light bulb from the house
Take all the batteries out of every remote
Move furniture around completely
Sardines in their shower heads
Take every light bulb from the house
Take all the batteries out of every remote
Move furniture around completely
Glitter is eternal. I drove a cousin to a Halloween party back at A&M in 2000 and she had a bunch of glitter crap on and I still find it in and around the console sometimes. It was the kind that's cut up real small so it's just a part of the car now.Brad06ag said:Glitter/confetti in the vents is effective and you don't have to take the dash apart... Stuff into vents. Turn fan speeds all to max for a nice surprise when starting the vehicle.Gunny456 said:
I poured raw peas into the air conditioning ducs of my old lady's truck when he got married. He went to Colorado for his honeymoon and had to hear them rattling around in the fan blower the whole trip. But guess who had to help him take his dash apart when he got home???
Did that at my sisters wedding. They said it was still occasionally spitting glitter to the day they sold that truck 5 years later.
This is probably harder to do with modern vehicles/keys, but when I was an intern we slipped another interns key off his key ring and went and had a copy made.
Then over the summer every few days someone would go out to the guys car and do things like change the radio station, adjust the thermostat, move the seat, or even move the car over one space
This went on for a long time until finally the guy caught on...he was not a good sport about it
Then over the summer every few days someone would go out to the guys car and do things like change the radio station, adjust the thermostat, move the seat, or even move the car over one space
This went on for a long time until finally the guy caught on...he was not a good sport about it
Using both of these on my teenage son this week.Lonestar-aught-six said:
The two that made my son and I quit: I put Oralgel in his toothpaste: He put Bengay on my deodorant.
When I was in the navy, I once slept with my hand hanging outside the curtain of my rack, and a buddy drew deeck on my hand.
Once our ship got to the Arabian Gulf, he got stuck with topside security in 100+ degree heat for 12 hours/day. One night, when he was asleep, I rubbed fiberglass insulation all over the inside of his overalls. It was a rough next day for him.
Once our ship got to the Arabian Gulf, he got stuck with topside security in 100+ degree heat for 12 hours/day. One night, when he was asleep, I rubbed fiberglass insulation all over the inside of his overalls. It was a rough next day for him.
vmiaptetr said:
When I was in the navy, I once slept with my hand hanging outside the curtain of my rack, and a buddy drew deeck on my hand.
Once our ship got to the Arabian Gulf, he got stuck with topside security in 100+ degree heat for 12 hours/day. One night, when he was asleep, I rubbed fiberglass insulation all over the inside of his overalls. It was a rough next day for him.
Jesus, man. I don't want to be buddies with you. That's just a duck move.
You don't need to be pranking people.
Take your buddies hunting and make them sit in a deer blind
Featured Stories
See All
Scattershooting Aggie Football: Recruiting momentum & more
by Billy Liucci
REGISTER NOW: Preseason Kickoff 2026 with Coach Mike Elko
by Brandon Jones
7:39
13h ago
2.5k
Elite! Again! Singles success sends #4 A&M to Athens
by Luke Evangelist
An early outlook on the Ags based on statistical comparisons
by Olin Buchanan
Stand_Up_Double
FINAL: No. 20 Ole Miss 5, No. 9 Texas A&M 3 (Friday)
in Billy Liucci's TexAgs Premium
13
B$Weigem
Scattershooting Aggie Football: Recruiting momentum & more
in Billy Liucci's TexAgs Premium
10