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Wanna See Someone Dumb Almost Die?

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XpressAg09
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Saw this on Funny Tweets over at Politics and figured y'all might "enjoy" this. Enjoy being loose, of course, but damn, this is close.

TLDR: Dude almost kills his buddy but doesn't.

KingofHazor
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Wow!
AgBQ-00
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Holy crap!!!
schmellba99
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Saw that earlier.

So.Much.Fail.
RK
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what kind of synchronized, fairy, tap-dancing sh*t is that?
Ifishandlie
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Maybe he's banging that guy's wife and missed.

Be a pretty good murder. No one would believe anyone is that stupid.
will.mcg
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I can't watch that again.
water turkey
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That's ****ed up....
chet98
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Morons. Darwin 0 for 1 with these guys but it's a safe bet he'll get a second shot at them.
rednecked
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Hey JimBob! How'd you get that crease in your hair?
Well, BillyJoe, it was like this...
Mathguy64
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will.mcg said:

I can't watch that again.
I watched it at least 5 times. I alternated between abject horror and something close to laughing at the complete idiocy involved. How many times do you get to watch a near miss Darwin Award?
ironmanag
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What the heck was that?

I mean besides stupid.
CS78
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So what was the purpose of that "drill"?
Mathguy64
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I figured it out. These knumbskulls watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith and thought "well ***** If Branjelina can do it in a department store, we can do it outside!'
STX Ag
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But why?
Milwaukees Best Light
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Apache
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There's an Instagram page called "Tactical ******* Actual"
(or something close to that) which is full of videos of similar to this one.
I take particular joy when various ISIS/Taliban types kill or wound themselves through dumbassery.

I pray to God these two numbnuts aren't LEOs.

****** = Arsehole for those looking. Only the real word.

RK
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Quote:

There's an Instagram page called "Tactical ******* Actual"
just looked it up. terrifyingly entertaining.
Apache
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The taliban dude who looks down the barrel & squeezes off a round & his little headgear pops up is wonderful. I watched it 20 times.
P.U.T.U
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Apache said:

There's an Instagram page called "Tactical ******* Actual"
(or something close to that) which is full of videos of similar to this one.
I take particular joy when various ISIS/Taliban types kill or wound themselves through dumbassery.

I pray to God these two numbnuts aren't LEOs.


Andy Stumpf runs that, not sure how much he post using that one since it kept getting shut down by Instagram. Stump is a retired devgru SEAL that many consider to being one of the best SEALS of our time. He started posting stupid terrorist getting killed videos since he says he would laugh for hours watching it.

And he knows tactics, during a celebrity paintball match he smoked Marcus Luttrell in the face within a minute. Also came up with the idea of using javelin missile systems when he couldn't get there with his sniper rifle. Think his longest sniper shot was 1800 yards when he took out the counter sniper spotter...he was aiming for the sniper.
Ag 11
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Big boy couldn't keep weight on that knee any longer
chet98
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RK said:

Quote:

There's an Instagram page called "Tactical ******* Actual"
just looked it up. terrifyingly entertaining.
Where'd that last hour go? Oh yeah spent being astonished by the idiots in those clips.
cupofjoe04
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I couldn't find an exact .gif, but this brought to mind a great Ron Swanson quote, talking about his bowling game-

"Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating."

O.G.
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Wow that's hard to watch.
Cromagnum
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Apache said:

The taliban dude who looks down the barrel & squeezes off a round & his little headgear pops up is wonderful. I watched it 20 times.


You talking about this old video?

oragator
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I know we're a country of 300+ million so basic probability says there will be countless dumb things done every day, but good heavens has social media made it worse. Not only so we see more of it, people want their 5 seconds of fame and are more likely to do moronic stuff like this.

And yeah I could only watch once.
HalifaxAg
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chet98
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oragator said:

I know we're a country of 300+ million so basic probability says there will be countless dumb things done every day, but good heavens has social media made it worse. Not only so we see more of it, people want their 5 seconds of fame and are more likely to do moronic stuff like this.

And yeah I could only watch once.
Not sure what came first...the look at me culture or social media.

Rib and were talking the other week that considering stuff like this the internet sure feels like a net negative for civilization. I guess its still a net positive but not by much...
3 Toed Pete
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XpressAg09 said:

Saw this on Funny Tweets over at Politics and figured y'all might "enjoy" this. Enjoy being loose, of course, but damn, this is close.

TLDR: Dude almost kills his buddy but doesn't.


This is why these boys train and bleed with live fire. So that when shtf, these are the guys you want protecting you.
Madman
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Watching that produced more visible wince in me than any other video I have ever watched.

Like as in I almost fell out of my chair.
Strongweasel97
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Apache said:

There's an Instagram page called "Tactical ******* Actual"

Andy Stumpf (fmr Navy Seal) is the creator of that one. That insta and his obsession with the d-baggery of Steven Seagal is pretty hilarious. His "Cleared Hot" youtubes with Brian Bishop are damn good entertainment on the latter.
CE Lounge Lizzard
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oragator said:

I know we're a country of 300+ million so basic probability says there will be countless dumb things done every day, but good heavens has social media made it worse. Not only so we see more of it, people want their 5 seconds of fame and are more likely to do moronic stuff like this.

And yeah I could only watch once.
Remember kids, you can't spell Twitter without Twit.
Apache
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Yeah I forgot to mention it was Stumpf's spinoff instagram page.
I do enjoy his podcast & general outlook on life.
AgsMnn
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Thought this was another milk crate challenge video.
Marauder Blue 6
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P.U.T.U said:

Apache said:

There's an Instagram page called "Tactical ******* Actual"
(or something close to that) which is full of videos of similar to this one.
I take particular joy when various ISIS/Taliban types kill or wound themselves through dumbassery.

I pray to God these two numbnuts aren't LEOs.


Andy Stumpf runs that, not sure how much he post using that one since it kept getting shut down by Instagram. Stump is a retired devgru SEAL that many consider to being one of the best SEALS of our time. He started posting stupid terrorist getting killed videos since he says he would laugh for hours watching it.

And he knows tactics, during a celebrity paintball match he smoked Marcus Luttrell in the face within a minute. Also came up with the idea of using javelin missile systems when he couldn't get there with his sniper rifle. Think his longest sniper shot was 1800 yards when he took out the counter sniper spotter...he was aiming for the sniper.
You must be a fellow Cleared Hot listener. His post on the Tactical ******* account for 5/11/20 is one where I took a screenshot and forwarded it to him. I wish he'd keep up with the TAA account more often but it seems like he's pretty busy with all of his hobbies and his new company. I love it when he makes fun of Steven Seagal.
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