First rule of Doss is you don't talk about Doss...

Shot across fence line

2 acres vs 2000 acres

Familial nepotism

Terminate your lease

Fish fry and barrels of tea

Titty mountain

Gallons upon gallons of sweet tea

https://instagr.am/p/BpFTHdnloID

Let's play spot the sticker. Serious business!

I think I pieced together most of the story over the years but the part I can't make any sense of is titty mountain.

Ogre09 said:

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Shot across fence line

2 acres vs 2000 acres

Familial nepotism

Terminate your lease

Fish fry and barrels of tea

Titty mountain

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Sounds like the chapter summaries in Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian.

Do Not Forget!

i would very much enjoy a Titty Mountain sticker for my coolers and gun safe. can we make this happen?

LSRR said:

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Yeah. I was trying to recall the legend and it's hazy myself. The first incident I can remember if the Streisand Effect in effect on th OB. If anyone has a copypasta of the thread or an archived link, that'd be cool. I'm considering writing a synopsis for posterity, lest some poor fool think that Doss is regular business, and not the serious kind...

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I am a OB noob so I have no idea what DOSS is and a search for me only yields group sticker purchases. By the looks of the mountain pic and the sticker requests it must have been epic.

It's been awhile.
Guy intentionally fired over a fence line because he felt someone was ruining his hunt.

Shooter was on a 15 acre lease or something like that.

The hunter said he was on a 3000 acre lease. Someone said he knew the lease and it was 100 acre. Argued!
3000 was correct.

Sheriff shows up. Shooter admits trying to scare him. No arrest.

Shooter is brutalized.

Someone is an Aggie. Sister comes to rescue the shooter. Not well received. No pictures. Doss Regulator shows up.

Trial date is set. Fossil Ag is judge

Titty Mountain is location.

NW80 to bring whiskey and Miller Lite.

Sean98, Centerpole, Ursusguy, Terlingua, Log etc are Lawyers, Jurors and other positions.

Sister pleads to moderators....they pulled a long thread. I printed it out the day before but I haven't seen it in a long time.

I think tea was after the fact as were Doss stickers.

Someone made sweet tea for a Doss VFD bbq or something like that.....

Doss Regulator made brief appearances for several years when the Doss signal was seen in the sky.

I don't care if that's exactly true or not, I feel closure. Thank you.

if you visit the Doss wikipedia page and dig through the edits, you will find this gem:

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It is commonly known that if you anger a landowner around Doss he may take away your hunting lease, or worse, shoot you. Some landowners around Doss are known to fire their weapons across fence lines at hunters who have leased the neighboring property. Reasons for this type of action are unclear, but most sources claim that the locals get very upset if outsiders disturb their hunting, and will retaliate accordingly. The citizens of Doss may or may not have designated a "Regulator" to monitor negative comments concerning this incident. This action has led to the evolution of several conspiracy theories detailing the events leading up to and following what is commonly know as "The Doss, TX Hunting Lease Incident."

Doss is serious business.

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An original "Doss is Serious Business" sticker. As I remember Fishing Fools did the originals. Aggie Chemist might have been involved with the funding and or distribution. The aforementioned two along with birdman, chocolate labs, fatty carmello, brush country along with many others join a long list of good contributors that the Outdoor Board has lost.

sunchaser said:

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An original "Doss is Serious Business" sticker. As I remember Fishing Fools did the originals. Aggie Chemist might have been involved with the funding and or distribution. The aforementioned two along with birdman, chocolate labs, fatty carmello, brush country along with many others join a long list of good contributors that the Outdoor Board has lost.

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It's a decal dammit!

I can remember the original thread and reading it, but 10 years later it's hard to remember all the details.

I always suspected that doss regulator was a frequent poster on the ob(under another handle) and created doss regulator for fun.