So, I get a phone call from California.... Somewhat effeminate person on the other ends wants to know "How tall is an AK47 with a 14" banana clip"... Seriously, I'm not feeling good. When I'm sick, I'm cranky. Poor *******.
"Well, first off, I'm going to go ahead and call you out here. You just said several things that make me think you have no idea what you're talking about. We don't measure them in inches, we measure them in capacity. We also don't call them clips, they are called magazines. On top of that, I have no idea how tall the gun is going to be as I've never cared."
Silence.
He starts speaking again... "Weellllll, I'm working for a very high profile gun collector and we're working on some storage...."
I gut him off. "Look, stop, I don't mind talking and educating someone who is calling for an anti-gun situation. If that's what it is, just tell me. It makes it a lot easier to actually discuss things."
"NoooooooooOOoooo, I work for a very high profile gun collector, I'm just new at this...."
Sure you are homie.
This went on for about five minutes. Never would admit what was really going on and every time he would say something it would be the most ass backwards way of describing it. Finally, I laid it out there:
"Well, I am more than happy to get you whatever information you need. My consulting fee is a very reasonable $150 an hour. If you can get me a credit card, we'll get rolling on this right now."
That ended the call very quickly.
"Well, first off, I'm going to go ahead and call you out here. You just said several things that make me think you have no idea what you're talking about. We don't measure them in inches, we measure them in capacity. We also don't call them clips, they are called magazines. On top of that, I have no idea how tall the gun is going to be as I've never cared."
Silence.
He starts speaking again... "Weellllll, I'm working for a very high profile gun collector and we're working on some storage...."
I gut him off. "Look, stop, I don't mind talking and educating someone who is calling for an anti-gun situation. If that's what it is, just tell me. It makes it a lot easier to actually discuss things."
"NoooooooooOOoooo, I work for a very high profile gun collector, I'm just new at this...."
Sure you are homie.
This went on for about five minutes. Never would admit what was really going on and every time he would say something it would be the most ass backwards way of describing it. Finally, I laid it out there:
"Well, I am more than happy to get you whatever information you need. My consulting fee is a very reasonable $150 an hour. If you can get me a credit card, we'll get rolling on this right now."
That ended the call very quickly.
Owner of Texian Firearms:
Dealer in Firearms, Optics, Night Vision and other shooting accessories.
US importer/distributor of Rudolph Optics
Supporting bad financial decisions since 2015
Dealer in Firearms, Optics, Night Vision and other shooting accessories.
US importer/distributor of Rudolph Optics
Supporting bad financial decisions since 2015