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JAW3336 said:

queso1 said:

That is one tattoo that might be regretted. Anyone seen House Guest with Sinbad? The tattoo parlor scene where the guy had asked for a Harley and he drew some comic book looking motorcycle. That Bonfire looks like a cartoon version of bonfire.
Not too worried about that.


And you shouldn't be. Wgara what anyone else thinks? It's your body and it's good bull. I was just ribbing you.
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powerbelly said:

Are you even going to be able to see that tattoo once the hair grows back?
It's going to look like a Mayan temple after the forest takes over again.
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schmellba99 said:

powerbelly said:

Are you even going to be able to see that tattoo once the hair grows back?
It's going to look like a Mayan temple after the forest takes over again.
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Definitely this oldtimer's favorite thread! Thanks, OP
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Slayer17 said:

Brock Landers said:

Do you shampoo your shoulder?
Now we know where "Head and Shoulders" shampoo got its name
OMG!!!
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I do feel a little bit of sympathy for the OP. I dont have any American Indian blood in me either. I have my fair share of Neanderthal genes. Not quite that far back the ape line but still...
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Your shoulder has a better hairline than half of this board.
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I'm glad this thread was called to our attention. I'm laughing so hard I'm literally crying. Pure greatness! Oh, and I seriously do love the tattoo! Didn't know Sasquatches had redasses.
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OP finally checking out and heading home with the red ass tat
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Your shoulder hair makes me feel like the 9th grader that hasn't hit puberty and has to shower with the seniors
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MookieBlaylock said:

Your shoulder hair makes me feel like the 9th grader that hasn't hit puberty and has to shower with the seniors
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ursusguy said:

Ursus sapiens
Sapiens Ursus Sus
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javajaws said:

Flashdiaz said:

JAW3336 said:

Starting this thread may be the greatest accomplishment of my life, that and way outkicking my coverage.
I bet she likes animals.

...well, this is the OB



Is it wrong to be a little turned on by that?
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Potcake said:

javajaws said:

Flashdiaz said:

JAW3336 said:

Starting this thread may be the greatest accomplishment of my life, that and way outkicking my coverage.
I bet she likes animals.

...well, this is the OB



Is it wrong to be a little turned on by that?


I'd feed her a carrot.
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Jimbostree said:

Potcake said:

javajaws said:

Flashdiaz said:

JAW3336 said:

Starting this thread may be the greatest accomplishment of my life, that and way outkicking my coverage.
I bet she likes animals.

...well, this is the OB



Is it wrong to be a little turned on by that?


I'd feed her a carrot.


A baby Petit carrot.
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The plumber comes every other Tuesday to this guys house.
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$20 says OP doesn't own a jacket.
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
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Potcake said:

OP, do you by chance like Jack Links?
That is GOLD!!!!
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Gota De Limon said:

javajaws said:

OP is a Yeti.


FIFY
He probably sells for less than $299.99
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A shot of OP playing some basketball.



Nice tat.
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Props to the OP for having the balls to get a tattoo that large on this head
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JAW3336 you are awesome.
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SECond2noneAgs said:

While nothing like that, I need to take a trimmer to my shoulders from time to time just due to uncomfortableness while wearing a shirt. I don't know how you can stand that, other than I guess you get used to it


Uhh uncomfortable, yet not close to OP levels. Muh god what is going on with you people???

This entire thread has reimagined for me what the average TexAgs poster looks like.
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Best thread ever. My dad looks a lot like OP. Fortunately, I am not a hairy dude. Growing up my dad loved to rock the tank-tops. You could barely see the straps and going to the water parks were always a blast. Watching other kids and adults stare at him was priceless.
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I guess you haven't seen Log's toe
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Nope. Would it be sadistic to ask for a link?

Edit: first time OB poster...
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MondayMorningQB said:

Nope. Would it be sadistic to ask for a link?

Edit: first time OB poster...


Don't do it. Trust me.
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AgEng98 said:

I don't think this is what Waylon meant when he sang:

I've held it all inward, God knows, I've tried
But it's an awful awakening in a country boy's life
To look in the mirror in total surprise
At the hair on my shoulders and the age in my eyes
*Don Williams rolls in grave*
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JSKolache said:

AgEng98 said:

I don't think this is what Waylon meant when he sang:

I've held it all inward, God knows, I've tried
But it's an awful awakening in a country boy's life
To look in the mirror in total surprise
At the hair on my shoulders and the age in my eyes
*Don Williams rolls in grave*
I like Don Williams. A lot.

But I like Waylon more.

I know Don recorded it first, but Waylon recorded it better.
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Bump for summertime weather and short sleeved shirts.
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Can we get an updated photo.
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Potcake said:

OP, do you by chance like Jack Links?


Four months later and still just as hilarious.
 
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