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If you told me to picture a person from that area, that would get eaten by an alligator, drunk, at 230 in the morning, after yelling "F*** that alligator!", A police sketch couldn't be any more accurate.
This. Kind of makes me curious to see the girl who went swimming with him at that hour.
I think the girl was trying to convince him not to go.
Regardless, dude goes swimming at night, in a bayou where big gators have been known to frequent, and near a fish-cleaning station where the gators eat scraps and thus have come to associate people with food, and we're supposed to be surprised he got eaten by an alligator?
Stereotypes exist for a reason and the above is 100% accurate.
It's like a white-trash version of "Family Feud"- they flash a picture and you get to guess on how the person died. Gator attack would definitely be on the list. So would meth-lab explosion, car/train wreck, accidental discharge from a gun, or shot in the head with an arrow trying to play William Tell.