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I never saw one in the San Bernard or Bastrop Bayou when playing while a horny teenager (would definitely have used that to my advantage...)
The San Bernard and Bastrop down in my neck of the woods are great places to spend a summer day water skiing, boating and drinking a few beers without huge odds of getting caught by LEO's.
There were always chicks readily available to accompany you for some good times. And they wore skimpy bikinis. A gator would have been a really good excuse to get up close and personal with one of said chicks. Friskiness likely would have followed shortly after.