Welp, good news, bad news I guess folks.
Went for the consultation yesterday at Mann in the Woodlands. Turns out:
My corneas are scarred, left one from the infection, right one isn't as bad.
I don't produce enough tears and/or I have dry eyes.
My allergies don't help the situation.
They couldn't get me to see 20/20 through the "Better 1 or 2...3 or 4" machine. (Which really frustrated me because I could see that I couldn't see...)
I wake up with dry eyes apparently (I thought it was just normal) and yesterday morning I took a steroid drop (leftover from my infection days) that I thought was helping but actually increases the pressure in my eyeballs making it tough to focus, hence the lack of getting me to 20/20.
I need Restasis (eye drops to make me get wetter eyeballs) if I'm ever going to get the procedure done.
I'm not a candidate for LASIK because the scar on my corneas is right where the flappy thing would be for the procedure.
This means, if we can get my eyeballs wet and my pre-procedure prescription to 20/20, I'll be doing PRK...which is the fun 4-day recovery apparently.
So yeah, yesterday kinda sucked because I went in for a consultation...they noticed I couldn't see, started asking questions, and it turns out what I thought I was doing to help my eyes isn't and what I thought was normal waking-up-to-dry-eyes also isn't..
I was very happy with how the Woodlands Mann Eye team handled the whole situation if that's worth anything.
And thanks OB for all the advice. You got my past the scared-of-LASIK and I guess the good news now is, I won't have to have LASIK...
Getting the Restasis today, follow up in 2 weeks. Hopefully I can make my eyes water like a real man.