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killing rat in live trap

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shiftyandquick
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Set the sum***** trap again tonight.

The rat in that picture is alive and well. Doing heaven knows what. Humping his baby mama rat. When I dumped the trap into the garbage can with water, the trap spring open and the rat jumped up like Lebron James, and like in a bugs bunny cartoon somehow managed to change direction by 90 degrees while in the air and escape.

Gonna catch him or one of his bros again tonight.

Yes, I got a .22 I just choose not to discharge it illegally in the metroplex. Yes, I got a practice arrow. I just don't think trying to stab it will be successful.

I called my father. He had a decent idea. Put the whole cage in a garbage bag and put the entire thing in the deep freeze. And then maybe find a weird snake guy and give him a whole frozen rat.

Or I'll drive to the east side of 75 in Richardson and release him, maybe he'll find his way to ursus's barbecue pit. I think Ursus should just pick up the live rat from me and use it in some kind of demonstration.
big ben
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east side of 75 in Richardson


Please do so I can KALI MA his a$$.
nealan
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This thread is full of win! Haven't laughed this hard all week! Thanks Shifty for your inability to dispose of vermin!!!!!!!!!
SEC
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If you catch one tonight can I come over and kill it for you?
agsalaska
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By the end of this thread I was going for the rat.
Lungblood
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One of the top OB trolls.
bam02
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Seriously if you were looking for something effective, clean, and humane why didn't let him suck some exhaust for a few minutes.

shiftyandquick
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Didn't catch anything last night. Btw, the reason I am trying to catch and kill rats is that they are burrowing into my chicken coop at night and eating chicken feed. I am aware that there are specially designed feeders that can prevent this. But I haven't invested in one yet.
aggie_2001_2005
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You have a chicken coup in the metroplex and you're worried about firing your .22?

Now that is funny ****!
shiftyandquick
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it's perfectly legal to have chickens where I live. Lots of people do. It's popular with the hipsters. google "backyard chickens".
Dirt 05
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Your recap of the failed execution almost certainly left out the part where you were screaming like a little girl, but I appreciate the entertainment nonetheless.
DannyDuberstein
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Hipsters that are good at feeding filthy birds and terrible at killing the filthy rats they attract. Putting a fuggin filth machine in their yard should be right at the top of any good hipster's "to do" list.

[This message has been edited by DannyDuberstein (edited 6/20/2012 9:00a).]
lglidewell
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So now you run cock fights?



When's the next one?
LoudestWHOOP!
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22lr Super Colibri ammo
76Ag
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This is just about the silliest thread I've ever read here. Why live-trap the rodent if you planned on killing it? Shoot the damned thing.
Goose
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Or, and I know I'm talking crazy here, quit using the have-a-heart trap and start using a trap that kills em deader'n **** right from the get-go.

Again, just a crazy idea.
ghollow
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By the end of this thread I was going for the rat.


Me too!

Comeby!
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1. Carve a little pilot seat out of a side of a potato.
2. Strap the rat to the potato seat.
3. Launch one street over via potato gun.
Comeby!
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....or lop the tail off and send it to Richard Gere or patch,
addickstrapper
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Eat it!
CorpsTerd04
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A flounder gig works good single prong sharpened all thread
BoyNamedSue
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Jump start that little *******!

Open hood
Attach jumper cables to car battery
Attach other end of cables to the METAL cage hes in.
Video
Profit?
addickstrapper
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Cut an extension cord. Unravel the wires on cut end. Wrap said wires arounds rats head. Plug it in, plug it in!
shiftyandquick
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Didn't catch anything last night. Giving it another go tonight. When I get some time this weekend, I'll buy a bait station. So I don't have to mess with the live trap.
addickstrapper
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35chililights
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Catch a second one. Make 'em fight.

BrazosBull
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What have we come to ????? Now it takes a thread on an interent site to ask how to kill a darned rat ! Un frickin' believable !!
AggieChemist
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I can't believe I missed this thread until now.

I would go for cervical dislocation.

However, RATAPULT would be waaay more fun.
SEC
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I would go for cervical dislocation.


please be talking about the neck please be talking about the neck please be talking about the neck please be talking about the neck please be talking about the neck please be talking about the neck please be talking about the neck please be talking about the neck please be talking about the neck please be talking about the neck please be talking about the neck
flomoAG
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Humane is for humans. This is a rodent!


Romaine?
addickstrapper
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^ I see what you did.


Not to be confused with lettuce.

[This message has been edited by Rebel E Ag (edited 6/21/2012 10:13a).]
DirtDiver
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Think you should be punished for letting it get away.




[This message has been edited by DirtDiver (edited 6/21/2012 2:56p).]
shiftyandquick
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Chief 12
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Captain Quagmire
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There's some lunch for ya shifty
 
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