I have property in Fredericksburg...sounds like a good place to stage our command center!

I have asked nicely several times. I have said my peace. I stand by the written request. If this has to go on, then it will have to involve "a change of venue". The choice is yours.

WTF? Written request...

ibtMarssock

IBT "Wind & Fire" shows up.

DANCE!!! Boogie wonderland. Didn't they do that one song, 'Everybody was mailbox fighting nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh nuh nuh nuh'

Round up the posse and get Sunchaser a gavel. We're going carolin' and then settlin' this once and for all. Everybody now...

FIVE ICE COLD KEGS!!!
Four culled bucks
Three strutting chickens (mounted)
Two cans of Skoal
And a LEASE WHERE MY NEIGHBOR SHOOTS AT ME!!!

Scribble THAT on your Big Chief tablet and mail it!

omg...that is funny right there.

"I have asked nicely several times. I have said my peace. I stand by the written request. If this has to go on, then it will have to involve "a change of venue". The choice is yours. "
Sounds like the makins of a duel!!

Can we do this in the summer?

I would like to combine this trip and make it a river float as well.

I'm claiming credit right here and now for being the one who resurrected this.



Unless it ends badly, in which case I had nothing to do with anything.


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Ok....this thread went General boardesque with all the socks!

I remember seeing the Doss thread about a year ago and not caring enough to read the whole damn thing. Now I'm genuinely intrigued. Would someone with stars mind PM'ing me the legit story?

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I'm claiming credit right here and now for being the one who resurrected this.

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I was thinking that I'm glad I was curious enough to ask about this... I was damn sure I had a lot of ridicule coming for asking to be let in on an inside joke.

IsleAg,

There have been others before you that have asked, and it has gone similar to what you probably expected would happen.

But the first anniversary of the event has proven to be the correct time to resurrect.

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Now I'm genuinely intrigued. Would someone with stars mind PM'ing me the legit story?

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Can't. Got yanked.

TexAgs staff has complete potential to work for the Obama administration....editing valid information and what not.

and yes, I went there.

Edit- Misspelled.

[This message has been edited by ramaggie2007 (edited 12/11/2009 11:28p).]

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If this has to go on, then it will have to involve "a change of venue". The choice is yours.

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How about we change the venue to your Mom's bergina? Huh? How would that suit you? Everyone else has been there, we might as well throw a party with a few kegs... should fit just fine.

Now we've moved on to earth, wind and fire? and allowing us the tasty little deer? All those poor 'lil deer wanted to do was nibble on the 20 acre (or was it 2000) wheatfield in/near the community of Doss... but could they? No. Not without being shot at.

This is so much bullsh**.

Wow, so the town really got pissed about a thread on texags?

Ok, so I was around for the original Doss thread but I don't remember anything about anyone being accosted in a Post Office or actual landowners being involved here on Texags. Maybe I missed something; a little clarification would be nice. Furthermore, despite the fact that this entire topic is hilarious, how do we know that theEarth or Doss Regulator are real? I call BS.

change of venue?

I guess we can take this to the History board, but this seems more outdoorsy than historical right now...

I guess if cars were involved the auto board would suffice

Pure entertainment.

The Outdoor Board gettin' all Hatfield and McCoy.

I'm surprised 'The Revenuer' hasn't made an appearance.

Doss Regulator???

Dang double post!!

[This message has been edited by markandles (edited 12/12/2009 8:37a).]

Doss regulator is real, he's been elected to the newly created chair of monitor of the outdoor board. His job is to sit at the general store and make sure the good people of Doss aren't besmirched on the outdoor board by unsavory characters like Sean98. From what I gather it was a close race between him and his own mother, so close doss regulator sued for a change of venue.

I would like to see a Doss shoot-out reenactment. So we need someone with 400 acres, 2000 acres and and oat patch do allow us to shoot at each other on their land.

From memory all you need is 15 for the shooter. The offset acreage was still up for discussion when the thread was pulled.....but I think the leasee knew how much he had.

Gotta watch out for the Doss Syndicate. I wouldn't drop that name around too much...they're likely to put a contract out on you, or your website or facebook page.

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The Dossonites know and see everything

There's no dossing in Doss when the Regulator is in action.

cute. real cute. I guess your ringleader didn't take my request seriously. so be it.

Ahhh!! I told you guys, they're always watching.

Doss masturbator if you honestly think you deserve or are going to get an apology, then you are more effed in the head than the dumbass shooter who started this whole thing. As I said, grow a pair. I'm headed to Junction Friday, how about I swing by on the way with a box of unscented cotton torpedos and we'll call it even.

By the way, Bendini, Lambert, and Locke is from 'The Firm'. If you are going to fake copying an attorney, at least use a real one!!!

who the hell is this Doss Regulator???? are you for real?