***** 2020 Houston Texans Season Thread *****

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cupcakesprinkles
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https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/08/30/report-dolphins-releasing-benardrick-mckinney/

Would be hilarious if we re-sign him.
Fat Bib Fortuna
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Cam Newton just got released if we want to corner the market on agile black quarterbacks.
CFTXAG10
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If the Texans were smart they would inquire about Cam. Great way to tank and sell tickets at the same time. "Patriots South" marches on.
Bobby Jimbo
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I wouldn't be against it, but what do you do with Tyrod Taylor at that point? Texans would have 4 QBs on the roster (Taylor, Mills, Watson, Newton). Would they cut Taylor or Mills? You can't cut Watson since you still need to trade him.
CFTXAG10
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If they can't trade Watson maybe they can trade Taylor. Low cost insurance policy.
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Two years ago today, we got our first glimpse at GM BOB, when he traded Clowney to the Seahawks for peanuts and mortgaged the future by trading for Tunsil with Miami.

I was reminded by this by Facebook popping up a memory of me *****ing about it.
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cupcakesprinkles said:

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/08/30/report-dolphins-releasing-benardrick-mckinney/

Would be hilarious if we re-sign him.
McKinney got old and slow really quickly.

he was a pro-bowler in 2018
Cartographer
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Funny only because he was right about Clowney but the ability to minimize a maximum value asset was unreal.
Fat Bib Fortuna
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Without wishing ill of anyone, i would love to see the Texans suffer a string of QB injuries to where either DeShaun would have to play or they'd end up having to sign someone terrible off the street (you know who I mean).
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Without wishing ill of anyone, i would love to see the Texans suffer a string of QB injuries to where either DeShaun would have to play or they'd end up having to sign someone terrible off the street (you know who I mean).
You mean TJ Yates?
Ag_07
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CFTXAG10 said:

Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Without wishing ill of anyone, i would love to see the Texans suffer a string of QB injuries to where either DeShaun would have to play or they'd end up having to sign someone terrible off the street (you know who I mean).
You mean TJ Yates?


Only if they're playing the Bengals
bdgol07
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Is Rosenfels available?
Fat Bib Fortuna
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CFTXAG10 said:

Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Without wishing ill of anyone, i would love to see the Texans suffer a string of QB injuries to where either DeShaun would have to play or they'd end up having to sign someone terrible off the street (you know who I mean).
You mean TJ Yates?
If the Texans want guaranteed sellouts, they make 2 league minimum signings and have 2 QBs on the field on every play.

This guy




and this guy

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Hoping he and/or Carson Green come back to the PS.
Ag_07
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Well SEA cut John Reid so Caserio coming out ahead on these trades.

Oh yeah...Kahale Waring was cut from IND today. That makes being cut from 3 different teams in the past week. A former 3rd rounder nonetheless
Texan_Aggie
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Texans cut Keke Coutee.

Glad that saga is finally over.
Ags #1
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Lol. There will literally be no players left from Bob regime. Reid? Maybe watson
lunchbox
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Ag_07 said:

Well SEA cut John Reid so Caserio coming out ahead on these trades.

Oh yeah...Kahale Waring was cut from IND today. That makes being cut from 3 different teams in the past week. A former 3rd rounder nonetheless
IMO, Waring was only picked up by NE and IND so they could pick his brains about the new Texans offense.

NE has done this many times in the past.
Sea Speed
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The entire NE team could take the week off and go to the strip club till dawn on Saturday night and probably still win that game walking away
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Sea Speed said:

The entire NE team could take the week off and go to the strip club till dawn on Saturday night and probably still win that game walking away
Agreed but that's not how BB operates. He wants all the info he can get and he's not afraid to pay a few thousand to get it from a recently-released player.
Ag_07
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Plus I don't think the offense is that different.

It's still Tim Kelly's offense

And besides no one gives a flying fk about the Texans offense. They didn't sign Tebow to pick his brain about JAC new offense.
Kozmozag
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Caserio has no business speaking publically...again Caserio is almost as bad as Cal...again Easterby looks like a genius
Ags #1
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What did he say? Or just sounds like a buffoon no matter what he says
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610 says the Texans have the second oldest roster in the league.

that doesn't really sound like a rebuild.

(also a consequence of not having 1st & 2nd round picks the last 2 years)
Ag_07
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Yeah that's by design. Get a bunch of older players on 1 and 2 year deals then rebuild once you have the draft capital back plus whatever you get from Deshaun.

They're so far gone they can't even start to rebuild yet.
Sea Speed
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I'm interested in seeing what prompted this comment.
Kozmozag
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Listen to the press conference, caserio is a terrible speaker, he talks very fast, and says again, over and over. He has to k ow he does it.
Texan_Aggie
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Do you not like the substance of his answers or just his delivery?
Fat Bib Fortuna
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If you guys want to pool funds and put $10,000 on Culley to win coach of the year, the payout would be $500,000. Just something to think about.
Texan_Aggie
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Thought this was pretty great.
Fat Bib Fortuna
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Texan_Aggie said:

Thought this was pretty great.

I could waste a lot of time today recreating this with various quotes about DeShaun.
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Kozmozag said:

Caserio has no business speaking publically...again Caserio is almost as bad as Cal...again Easterby looks like a genius
it's amazing to think that Easterby is still here. He survived.

it's also remarkable that both Easterby and Watson are still here
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Texan_Aggie said:

Thought this was pretty great.

I could waste a lot of time today recreating this with various quotes about DeShaun.
Prove it.
bluefire579
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https://www.houstontexans.com/news/toro-wins-2021-nfl-mascot-of-the-year

Cue jokes about the only thing the team is going to win this year
Ag_07
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So they give the award for 2021 mascot of the year before the 2021 season even starts.

WTF?
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